#Hummus storage, the key to global order
Ben Carson is having a very bad campaign. After he took a dip into foreign policy, it just got a lot worse. He might as well call it a day after this one, confusing a food and a terrorist group. If you can't name your terrorists correctly, you surely won't be allowed to play with the big boy NeoCons.
#Hummus = still not trending number one! 
#Hummus was staple of prehistoric diet: Israeli archeologists http://ow.ly/V1JFH #Galilee
"Does #Obama have a plan to beat #hummus?" I'm betting it probably includes some rosemary and olive-oil pita chips!
One for my mom: a compendium of all the most awkward things the GOP candidates said to Jewish Republicans today! http://cnn.it/1YMbqon
All roads to the GOP presidential nomination led to Washington, D.C., on Thursday, as more than a dozen candidates took turns courting faith-based support at a forum hosted by the Republican Jewish Coalition.
The hopefuls mostly kept to the script — Ben Carson seemed to read word-for-word from his — as they promised to guard the future of Israel and, in most cases, move the U.S. embassy there from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
Jeb Bush and Carly Fiorina wished the audience a "Happy Hanukkah," while Rick Santorum bragged of "fighting radical Islam before it was fashionable to fight radical Islam."
= new reply since forum marked as read
Tons of stinky lye-cured cod fish jello smothered in cream sauce.
A holiday favorite in some places.
Waiting for the new chambers in the Great Pyramid to reveal. Is it wheat? Or is it lutefisk with cream sauce?
As we all know the Vikings conquered Egypt and used their alien technology to build the pyramids to store lye-cured cod fish. Smothered in cream sauce.
Of course, amongst the weaponry against the Egyptians was the lutefisk with cream sauce.
Anxiously waiting for the results.
Especially old lutafisk, that stuff is really cured.
#HummusGate = This way the veritable endless stream of hummus recipes don't interfere with your political humor appetite
Jon Fuller @jon_e_fuller
The @RealBenCarson plan for fighting terrorism. #hummusgate
