Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Decks The Halls With Guns, Tits, More Guns

[WhoIsNumberNone]

With Sarah and Michele out of the spotlight, and and Louie "Pvt Pyle" Gohmert about to retire, I had an empty spot forming in my life. Enter Wonkette...

For liberals, it is the War On Christmas season, where we get up every single day at early-o-clock to receive our marching orders for how to make the baby Jesus cry in his manger. REAL AMERICANS, though, are sending Christmas cards, with reindeer and funny faces and nativity scenes and #familyjokes. And boobs and guns. Mostly boobs and guns.

That picture you see up there is the Christmas card of possibly actually insane Nevada Assemblywoman Michele With One ‘L’ Fiore, who is running for Congress. You might remember her from her recent tits ‘n’ guns sexxx calendar, available for a $25 donation. She says the money’s not for her campaign; it probably just goes to poors who don’t have as much tits and guns as she has.

More: http://wonkette.com/596634/idiot-nevada-lawmaker-michele-fiore-decks-the-halls-with-guns-tits-more-guns

My three favorite idiots, all in one package- and just in time for Christmas! Say, did somebody get peanut butter on my chocolate? God bless us! Everyone!

[niyad]

1. I know that she is one sick and twisted pos--but to think that that card is in any way

suitable is beyond disgusting, as she is.

[randys1]

2. Republican I assume. I just had a conversation with someone who said they arent

mentally ill

[tanyev]

3. I hope she never has to look at that photo to remember a family member taken by a tragic accident.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

4. Did she photoshop herself?

Everyone has huge torsos and short legs.

[KT2000]

5. the intelligensia n/t

[hifiguy]

6. Shrieking psychopaths.

Proof that you needn't have a functioning brain to operate in the world, or at least this benighted part of it.

[LeftishBrit]

7. Reminds me of E.Y. Harburg's satirical Christmas carol in 'Rhymes for the Irreverent'

On the first day of Christmas my daddy gave to me,

1 mauser gun and a cartridge in a Birch tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mommy gave to me,

2 dozen bullets
I mauser gun and a cartridge in Birch tree

On the third day of Christmas my sister gave to me,

3 guided missiles...

On the fourth day of Christmas my brother gave to me,

4 big bazookas....

On the fifth day of Christmas Aunt Desda gave to me,

5 hand grenades....

On the sixth day of Christmas my uncle gave to me,

6 colt revolvers....

On the seventh day of Christmas my grandpa gave to me,

7 napalm bombs....

On the eighth day of Christmas my grandma gave to me,

8 trench mortars....

On the ninth day of Christmas my cousin gave to me,

9 steel helmets....

On the tenth day of Christmas my neighbor gave to me,

10 booby traps.....

On the eleventh day of Christmas my nursie gave to me,

11 tear gas bombs....

On the twelfth day of Christmas I found my family—

Old Uncle Jonah, Aunt Desdemona, Young sister Sue, Cousin Cindy Lou, Grandmother Lu, Mom and Daddy too, Grandpappy Ted, Good neighbor Ned, Plus brother Fred,

And nurse in bed—all lying dead, shot through the head, with a cartridge 'neath a Birch tree.



Sadly, reality seems to be outstripping satire these days.

[Octafish]

8. Who's who and how are they related?

Something else they got in common, they really worship guns.