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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the Zuckerbergs' baby responds via Trevor Noah
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/trevor-noahs-daily-show-team-pretended-to-be-mark-zuckerbergs-baby-and-wrote-a-letter-back-to-her-parents--bknU5dUrqg?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100Dear Mom and Dad,
First, if you have something to say, you can say it to my face instead of posting it on the internet for the whole goddamn world to see.
Second, congrats on out-humble-bragging the world. Seriously, how can anyone else post to Facebook about their newborn child when youve set the bar at GIVING AWAY 45 BILLION DOLLARS IN FACEBOOK SHARES TO CURE DEATH or whatever crazy world salvation and tax evasion was in that long essay?
Third, what are you doing? Those were going to be my shares, and youre giving them to charity? And not just any charity, your own charity which technically isnt even a charity, but a limited liability corporation?? SMH.
I get it. Im going to be rich for the rest of my life with nothing to worry about (other than the fact I will be the most observed person on the planet with literally everyone being aware of every move I make for the rest of my life), but come on dudes! Dont take the one thing that was going to be cool about being your kid (the money!!!) and warp it into me being responsible for fixing the world that your generation and the Baby Boomers fucked up. Thats totally on you guys.
Sincerely, Max
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the Zuckerbergs' baby responds via Trevor Noah (Original Post)
malaise
Dec 2015
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polly7
(20,582 posts)1. LOL!! That whole letter - including the PS! is perfect. Thanks for the laugh, malaise. nt.
malaise
(269,049 posts)2. Anytime sis
ancianita
(36,067 posts)3. Funny as hell! Thanks for my early morning laugh!
nationalize the fed
(2,169 posts)4. "literally everyone being aware of every move I make"
Fun with Zuck: Facebook founder called trusting users dumb f*cks
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/14/facebook_trust_dumb/
mountain grammy
(26,623 posts)5. Hysterical!
Poor kid.. yeah, I'd wish I was Jack Dorsey's kid too.