After the rapture - Who will take care of your pets

[packman]

Funny as shit - but people are making money from it - Religion: when the first fool met the first con man

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From the site:

"We have created a database structure that is stored on multiple secure servers, with multi-location online and offline password-protected backups. While I don’t intend to be here when the Rapture occurs, we are building a network of non-Christians who have agreed to rescue and care for our members’ pets if we all disappear."

A "network of non-Christians" - maybe Moslems? Jesuss, the funny does not quit on this--

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

[peacebird]

1. Wouldn't ones beloved family pet be raptured with them?

I say let's let all the fundies of all religions disappear..... Bring it on!

[wendylaroux]

5. pets can't go to heaven,

they don't have souls.
This is what I was told.

[peacebird]

6. Just another reason religion is messed up....

Some of the best souls i have known were fur beasts!

[hifiguy]

9. There's a lot more "humanity"

and certainly love, in most critters than there is in many tens of millions of humans.

[LanternWaste]

12. Different tenets believe differently. Anglican, Presbyterian and Church of England do believe animal

Different tenets believe differently. Anglican, Presbyterian and Church of England do believe animals can have souls (I too used to use the "that's what I was told" routine to avoid researching on my own should I suspect it may invalidate my biases)

[wendylaroux]

17. lol,I don't believe in any tenents,calm down.

this is why I enjoy animals much more than I do humans.

[randys1]

2. That's easy, these guys

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

Also, cats which are more interesting than most people.

[olddots]

4. is there ample parking for R.V.s in heaven ???

[hifiguy]

7. Einstein was right. The stupidity of the fundies

is truly infinite. And the people who came up with this scam are laffing their asses off all the way to the bank. "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." H.L. Mencken

[Turbineguy]

8. Boy meets girl.

Boy in red shirt realizes he has found key to happiness after meeting nice girl in braids (this happens after video ends). For action, fast forward to 1:28

[fleur-de-lisa]

10. From the website . . .

"We started with a monthly fee, and people accused us of running a scam of some sort.

We wanted to eliminate that stumbling block, so we tried having the registry be free and using Google Adsense and other ways to bring some money in to pay our expenses.

Then, a lot of anti-Christian jerks started submitting fake memberships and cluttering up our database.

So we have settled on charging a one-time 10 dollar registration fee to discourage fake sign-ups, while being only a small amount for serious people. You will never pay another dime, your information is kept secure (never ever shared with anyone outside our organization), and you have peace of mind."

Probably making a bundle off the x-tian rubes!

[tularetom]

11. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

-Will Rogers

[Xolodno]

13. You would think they would read the book they profess...

...a.k.a. The Bible

Romans 8

[19] For the creation waits with eager longing for the revealing of the sons of God;
[20] for the creation was subjected to futility, not of its own will but by the will of him who subjected it in hope;
[21] because the creation itself will be set free from its bondage to decay and obtain the glorious liberty of the children of God.
[22] We know that the whole creation has been groaning in travail together until now;
[23] and not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait for adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies.

Isaiah 11:6

"The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them."

And Revelation 5:13

[13] And I heard every creature in heaven and on earth and under the earth and in the sea, and all therein, saying, "To him who sits upon the throne and to the Lamb be blessing and honor and glory and might for ever and ever!"

[longship]

14. Let's see. How can one make cash on religious stupidity? nt

[justhanginon]

15. I offer to take care of preacherman Joel Osteen's Ferrari.

It has a prancing horse on the fender so I think it should qualify under the broad heading of pets. I would certainly consider it my pet. I'll put it in the garage right next to my '97 Mercury Tracer so it will have a friend.

[hunter]

16. As a frequently blasphemous Christian heretic who enjoys life on this planet, I'm not going anywhere

Every pet in our home was adopted in similar circumstances. They are all the Left Behind.

The saddest thing, even without rapture, religious fundamentalists are frequently unkind to their fellow humans, children, pets, and even livestock.