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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat's your humorous take on last night's republican debate?
Christie: 9/11!
Fiorina: I hate Hillary.
Carson: Let everyone else fight.
Bush: I sort of remembered a zinger against Trump.
Kasich: Ohio!
Rubio: I'm smart.
Cruz: I'm creepy.
Paul: I hate everyone.
Trump: Eye rolling & funny faces.
All of them: Everything is terrifying!
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What's your humorous take on last night's republican debate? (Original Post)
lovemydog
Dec 2015
OP
Carson: I have a cold and am heavily medicated. You probably can't tell anyway.
underpants
Dec 2015
#3
Blitzer: our questions are tailor made for their violent fan fiction fantasies
underpants
Dec 2015
#5
Rense: WELCOME! (waves arm) to our! (holds arms up) DEBATE! (Punches air with hand holding script)
underpants
Dec 2015
#8
B2G
(9,766 posts)1. Rubio has a contraction phobia and
Kasich needs to duct tape his hands to his side
deathrind
(1,786 posts)2. Listening to them...
...was like listening to Glum from Gulliver's Travels...
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)10. Or Morrissey without the intelligence or wit.
underpants
(182,868 posts)3. Carson: I have a cold and am heavily medicated. You probably can't tell anyway.
underpants
(182,868 posts)4. Motto: We keep fact checkers employed!!
underpants
(182,868 posts)5. Blitzer: our questions are tailor made for their violent fan fiction fantasies
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)11. Fifty Shades of
Terror.
leveymg
(36,418 posts)20. and Boredom.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)6. Graham's grandstanding in the pre-Debate
underpants
(182,868 posts)7. Hewitt: if you see my blinking software work, drink!
underpants
(182,868 posts)8. Rense: WELCOME! (waves arm) to our! (holds arms up) DEBATE! (Punches air with hand holding script)
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)13. I think Carson called him Rinse
Pubis last night.
underpants
(182,868 posts)9. Cruz: yes my chin sweats independent of the rest of my body
underpants
(182,868 posts)12. Paul: hellooo! Still here! Suck it Gilmore!
underpants
(182,868 posts)14. Christie: I talk to dead people
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)16. I was Commander in Chief of New Jersey!
9/11! Terror!
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)15. Fiorina: Gladly the Cross I Bear
or Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.
rurallib
(62,441 posts)17. not watching Republicans raises your IQ
doc03
(35,363 posts)18. Watched a hilarious movie on Netflix a couple days ago
titled the Ridiculous 6. It was about a band of outlaws in the old west looking for their father. They were all brothers from a different mother. I think the Ridiculous 8 would fit these clowns.
leveymg
(36,418 posts)19. Not nearly as interesting or surprisingly well done as the 2nd installment of Childhood's End
When will humanity transcend GOP politicians and debates?
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)21. Snarly Fiorina: Sarah Palin with a thesaurus, but without the charm.
spanone
(135,859 posts)22. i find nothing amusing about the hate these assholes spew.