TRUMP demands an apology: What are some snappy ways to say, "Fat chance, you flop haired bozo"?!1

[UTUSN]

[Jarqui]

1. If he'd apologize for being born, I'll accept that.

[randome]

4. But was he? We haven't seen the birth certificate yet.

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[pinboy3niner]

2. Hillary responds...

[countingbluecars]

3. For what?

[UTUSN]

7. CLINTON said he's ISIS's biggest recruiter. n/t

[gort]

5. You can afford to be insulted, Don

The rest of us, though, can't afford the damage you would do to our world if you become president.

[onecaliberal]

6. Not only no, but fuck no. There is nothing to apologize for.

[randome]

8. "Eat a brick, you bloviating menstrual cramp."

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[Gothmog]

9. Trump is an idiot

[Hiraeth]

10. Cry me a river and I'll play you a song

[gratuitous]

11. I was watching the Toady Show this morning

Matt Lauer was interviewing "Mr. Trump" (though he later called him "Donald&quot by telephone (of course). When Trump demanded that Clinton apologize, he deputized Lauer to deliver the message for him, to which Lauer replied, "I'll deliver the message." I was slightly surprised that the interview continued, rather than Lauer springing from his chair, donning a Western Union outfit, and sprinting from 30 Rock to hand deliver Mr. Trump's message personally.

I know that Trump's no longer on NBC's payroll, though it appears that NBC may be on Trump's.

[edhopper]

12. Trump

isn't good at playing the victim.
You can't be a bully and a wimp.

Though like most bullies, he is thin skinned.