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BURNS, OREGON (BS) - In a last-ditch effort to reinvigorate his flagging book sales/presidential campaign, Dr. Ben Carson announced in a press conference today that he is concerned that the Birdwatcher YeeHawdis, currently holed up in the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Burns, Oregon, may resort to turning gay if federal law enforcement authorities cut off their electricity and water.
Carson remarked "The brain gets cold. You're cold. You're out of snacks. Snuggling with Ammon Bundy begins to look more appealing than freezing to death. Next thing you know, we're holding gay weddings on Federal land. There is not a good outcome to this."
Asked if he supports the actions of the self-important delusional patriots, Carson said he would be doing a book signing at the gates to Malheur Wildlife Refuge on Thursday, from 11:00 - 1:00. Coffee and snacks will be served.
randys1
(16,286 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)but we call that fourth degree frostbite, not conversion into a gay black man.
MrWendel
(1,881 posts)gay porn does this guy actually watch?
Atman
(31,464 posts)But feel free to copy and paste.
Vinca
(50,271 posts)Good writing, though. I believed it came out of Carson.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)satire from the real thing with this bunch. I thought the story where they're begging for snacks and cold weather gear to be from The Onion. Nope. It's real!
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]
yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)Idiot, Clumsy, Stupid.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Atman
(31,464 posts)Perfect!
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)They're three sizes too small, steel-belted and coated on the inside with "stay hard" cream.
Gods Slayer
(52 posts)It's the book signing bit which was a clue this was a joke