Uhhh....splutter.....I have no words for this........

[dixiegrrrrl]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Well, that's something you don't see every day.

Thank God...

[Siwsan]

2. GHAAKKKK!

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Is that a toy gun?

[juxtaposed]

4. what ever blows your hair back

[Little Star]

5. Gross!

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

6. What. Is. That?

YIKES!

My eyes! My eyes!

[malaise]

7. Holy facting shite

Graphic warning please

[onehandle]

8. Gun culture ain't pretty. nt

[In_The_Wind]

9. Teh lad looks a mite confused.

[Purveyor]

10. Think this proves out the theory the bigger the guns the smaller

the dick.

This dude has no 'bulge' at all...

[LiberalElite]

16. Yep. Big gun, small.....

After all that is an itsy bitsy bikini.

[tavernier]

11. I saw one of those at a carnival once years ago

between the bearded lady and the lizard boy.

[SwankyXomb]

12. Not Safe For Anywhere!

Who's got the brain bleach?

[Texasgal]

13. GAWD DAMMIT!

I can't un-see that shit now!

[surrealAmerican]

14. beard and bikini?

That's a hell of a statement, but what does it mean?

[pinboy3niner]

17. He's defending his hairitage!

[lovemydog]

20. Elsewhere he likes to wax poetic

about The Constimatution.

[R. P. McMurphy]

15. This reminded me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

The scene where he's putting on the makeup, hides his penis between his legs, admires himself in the mirror and says "I'd fuck me." This guy is just as creepy.

[LiberalElite]

18. Maybe that's what this guy did -

ok I'm thinking too much...

[gratuitous]

19. Our friend in the mankini is mistaken

Nobody (and I say that without fear of contradiction) wants to take down any flags in private hands. Or in this case, on private parts. What we object to is using tax dollars - dollars that each of us contributes to the government - to put that symbol of oppression and treason in honored spaces on public property. It obviously pleases Mr. Mankini to wear his flag of choice over his crotch; nobody cares.

[Shandris]

21. Umm...I think she's beautiful? *gulp*

Okay, if you read that seriously, you need help. Seek it immediately.

You know, I'm pretty established as being anti-mockery, but my god sometimes one comes down the pipe that just deserves it.

"THOSE COLORS WOULD MOST CERTAINLY RUN!!"

[NightWatcher]

22. The south will rise again. Oh god look away its rising.

[smirkymonkey]

23. Gahh! Eye bleach! Please!

[spanone]

24. well, it's not as bad as this....