My care package to the Oregon YeeHawd would contain:

[ehrnst]

A package of raw hamburger with a note that says: Your cattle are delicious

A book of endangered birds of North America.

Every Holly Near CD ever put out.

The soundtrack to Hamilton.

Glitter

Anyone else have ideas?

[Sherman A1]

1. I believe

that you are far too generous.

I would send them...... nothing.

[Waiting for Someone]

2. Dehydrated beef manure

make 'em think it's actual food.

[Human101948]

8. Just label it "Survival Rations"

It would taste identical to Burger King.

[liberal N proud]

3. And empty box

It would represent their empty attempt at being relevant.

[IDemo]

4. How about a Foxfire Book?

The Foxfire Book: Hog Dressing, Log Cabin Building, Mountain Crafts and Foods, Planting by the Signs, Snake Lore, Hunting Tales, Faith Healing, Moonshining, and Other Affairs of Plain Living

http://www.amazon.com/The-Foxfire-Book-Dressing-Moonshining/dp/0385073534

[BlueMTexpat]

5. I would send them copies

of the US Constitution/Bill of Rights.

They can either eat them or use them to start their wood fires. In either case, it would probably be as close to those documents as they have ever been.

[meow2u3]

6. My "care" package

Blankets replete with my cats' fleas.
Bedbug-infested pillows.
Ipods with the very rap music the Cattle Insurrectionists hate.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "Your wives have been texting steamy messages with the Affluenza boy"

[CanonRay]

9. The CD of Sense and Sensibility

three copies.

[Act_of_Reparation]

10. Ideas? Oh, do I...

Several bags of organic non-MSG non-GMO low-salt low-fat no carb kale chips.

Several packages of organic non-MSG non-GMO vegan-approved tofurkey.

Brokeback Mountain BluRay-- the director's cut, of course. For teh drama.

Magic Mike XXL BluRay -- For teh lulz.

Five pairs digicam men's thong underwear.

Five pairs winter camo men's thong underwear.

Five pairs thermal men's thong underwear.

Fifteen pairs Hello Kitty branded socks.

One copy Das Kapital by Karl Marx.

One copy Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer.

One copy Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray (obviously a Martian).

Twister.

One case wine coolers.

The letters of Thomas Jefferson.

[ehrnst]

11. Yes, I'd include those. (nt)