First Brisket Palin getting sued for child support, now this.

[MynameisBlarney]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/tearful-militant-discovers-friend-drank-away-donation-money-its-like-finding-out-there-is-no-such-thing-as-santa/

My Schadenfreude glands can't take much more.

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Oops,every thing in the

Cowboy Militia movement is not okay. Hope this Guy gets a shower and shave before his appearance on CNN. Hide the bottle buddy,people will get the wrong impression.

[Warpy]

29. A blue tarp can hide all sins

Honestly, this Bubba Revolution is looking funnier by the minute.

[Wellstone ruled]

31. Just another loser looking for his fifteen minutes.

[pinboy3niner]

32. Did you see this one about infighting putting J Dog in the hospital?

The link to this story was posted by fredamae in nolabear's thread about the guy drinking away donations.

At Bundy encampment, outsider says militants 'attacked' his group
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/01/at_bundy_encampment_outsider_s.html#incart_big-photo

Don't miss the end, where Santilli tells a guy "I'm about to (expletive) your day up!" as he walks AWAY from the guy.

[Eugene]

2. Are these people even mentally competent enough to handle guns?

This is degenerating into farce while being scary at the same time.

[2naSalit]

3. Some images that come to mind...

all from Animal Farm...







Just sayin'

[11 Bravo]

16. Those sheep would have good cause to be nervous if they ...

were in close proximity to the Oregon "militia".

[2naSalit]

18. You betcha!

[pinboy3niner]

4. Rut-roh. Quick, somebody check the snacks! Binge security! Binge security!

[11 Bravo]

17. SIR! Put your hands behind your head, and back away from the Cheetos.

[pinboy3niner]

20. Another snack binge averted!

Binge Security, working night and day to uphold the Constitution!

[kentauros]

22. This wouldn't happen if they had door-buzzards

with which to barricade their doors

[Contrary1]

5. Aw, don't be so hard on the poor guy...

After eating all their crappy rations, he probably couldn't wait for his turn on the toilet to come around again, and had to make other arrangements.

[hifiguy]

6. The Owl Qaeda/Yokel Haram types

are not the brightest bulbs on the marquee, are they?

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. His Facebook profile=

Oath keepers

"no friends to show"

He posted this 2 hours ago:

Has anyone stopped to think how did they get some of the Greatest men in the Patriot movement
To go out in the middle of nowhere to occupied a small building ...at the coldest time of the year
At a time where everyone is broke because of the Holliday's
I Don't know about you but this is all starting to look fishy to me
But the reality is if we don't rally together as patriots and stand in defence of those willing to make a stand...
All is lost
I have decided I will continue to stay here and do all I can and work with anyone who has the courage to help me ..
So we can insure that this whole situation ends in the most positive manner possible
GOD & Country
Cpt O

Timeline photo:

[hifiguy]

35. Dorkus maximus imbecilicus

in formal taxonomy.

[dixiegrrrrl]

36. of the "potted" or "pickled" variety, I do believe, yes?

[MynameisBlarney]

38. Good lard.

He even LOOKS like a douchehammer.

[onethatcares]

7. I, for one

am glad he doesn't want it to turn into a Wako type affair.

sometimes you can drink yourself sober, kinda....

[Angry Dragon]

10. Waco

[onethatcares]

19. yeah, I knew that

it was the way it was spelled in the OP.

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. Whacko, in this case.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. From a revolution to slapstick comedy.

[Angry Dragon]

9. white christian terrorists

[840high]

34. Mormon. Carry on.

[Ilsa]

11. And this:

"...but at least one of them, Brian “Booda” Cavalier,failed to return after a newspaper report revealed he had lied about serving in the U.S. Marines."

[BeeBee]

12. I saw this story a couple of times and honestly thought it was The Onion. n/t

[FSogol]

13. LOL, the Yeehadists have deserters. What's the penalty for desertion?

[madinmaryland]

14. A case of Cheetos!

[FSogol]

15. and donations from true believing RW Chuckleheads!

FREEDUMB!

[pinboy3niner]

24. They withhold his beer, travel money, and many experiences

[FSogol]

27. LOL. Not everyone will get that one....

[tblue37]

33. I kinda miss Random Thoughts, ya know. nt

[hifiguy]

39. LOL.

Or they reduced his beer ration to Natty Ice.

[Rex]

26. Depends if you go to a motel or just leave to eat at Dennys.

I can't believe I thought they were radical violent terrorists. My mistake, they are fuck ups that wanted to embarrass their entire movement on national TVEE!

Carry on Capt O and Blue Tarp Guy!

Freedumb is at steak! Well done!

[dixiegrrrrl]

37. When is South Park gonna do the honors, I wonder. n/t

[Rex]

25. Wait wait wait...their leader is a guy named Capitan O?

And here I actually thought it was a group of terrorists...now I see it is actually pathetic people crying out to be heard on TVEE over their insane RWing agenda.

My mistake...carry on Blue Tarp Man and Capt O!

[pinboy3niner]

28. Things just haven't been the same since Fluffy Unicorn jackrabbited

[Rex]

30. Well in fairness, Double Alpha Force Macho Squad called him back into the fold.

You know, the uber elite military force that work for the real secret government (not that fake one) and fight the evils of UNICEF.

[hifiguy]

40. Fluffle Puff would never associate herself with the likes of

those slumgullions.