Another perspective on the Oregon situation

[Orrex]

This latest of crazy militias
Finds a fate we might best call delicious:
Despite what they're packing,
They've nothing for snacking,
Which makes them both starved and seditious.


Feel free to add your own!

[pinboy3niner]

1. LOL!

These guys just get hilariouser and hilariouser.

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. I do not think these guys realize what they have done to the Internets

I really don't

[pinboy3niner]

7. P.S.--Orrex, did you notice that your "door buzzard" has been appearing in Bundy militia threads?

I think you created a monster.

[longship]

2. Great limerick! R&K nt

[2naSalit]

3. Well done, I say!

[valerief]

4. I'm still calling them The Snack Pack. nt

[brush]

6. Excellent!

You definitely have a way with the words.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Rough draft:

I'm greatly in awe of Chloe Moretz
My email inbox is getting too full
Those words that we dread
No more chicken thread
Orrex needs to read the Dune series

© 2106





My poetry needs work, I think.

[Orrex]

15. This poem speaks to me.

[pinboy3niner]

9. A very short one I've posted before...

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. I never should have left Nevada.
People are laughing, making fun of us.
Please send ticket for the next homebound Greyhound bus."

With apologies to Allan Sherman.

[Babel_17]

10. They entered as if they were Hannibal

Now things are turning to the cannibal
Once the lights go out
They fear to hear a shout
as that will be about
the biting of a friend in ...
The End

[jmowreader]

11. Let me try...

There once were some gun nuts from Nevada
Whose cock lengths were measured in angstroms
Give me not a hard time
I know it don't rhyme
But it's better than what they're doing in Oregon

[pinboy3niner]

12. Alas, Poor Fluffy Unicorn (rough draft)

Alas, Poor Fluffy Unicorn
I knew him, Ammon, well...
At least I thought I did.
The combat Marine persona Buddha inhabited
Until he jackrabbited
And all we're left with
Is the exposé and the vid.

[Jim Lane]

13. Absolutely cannot top that limerick, so I added a haiku

A revolution
Starts in a wildlife refuge?
Their plan's for the birds.

[Orrex]

14. Hey, that's pretty great!