Satan and penis, oh no!

[Augiedog]

I have a suggestion for putting the lunatic gun bunnies in proper perspective. Every time you hear the terms NRA or Gun Lobby think and replace with "Satan". Every time you hear or see the words gun, my guns or any of the proper terms such as AR-15, 870 Remington etc think and hear "penis". Some helpful examples might include "The Satan leadership, Wayne La Pierre, said today that penis's are useful! especially when a good guy in an open carry state carries his gun (penis) where bad guys can see it". Or everybody needs a 'gun' (penis) these days said Satan. Or especially "want my penis? Well yer gonna have to take it from my cold dead hands".

[immoderate]

1. .

--imm

[Duckhunter935]

2. childish

And insulting to the 80 million gun owners, a vast majority that are low key law abiding individuals. Even many DU members. So do you mean all of them to when you post insults like that?

[Glorfindel]

3. Cute idea! But there is no such word as "penis's"

In Latin, pēnis is a third declension noun ending in -is. Its nominative plural is pēnēs. In English, penis is a noun ending with an s, so its plural is formed by adding -es: Penises. It may also retain the Latin form in the plural: Penes. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure that Wayne La Pierre is Satan.

[Augiedog]

5. Yer right and I should have known so. Sorry about that and thanks for the correction.

[malaise]

4. UNfortunately most of the gun humpers

already have cold dead penis syndrome - hence their love of guns.