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Donald ("I'm so rich my accountants own private jets!" Trump is saying: "He might be a ruthless dictator and homicidal maniac, but you got to hand it to North Korea's Kim Jong-Un. . . I mean, he came into power after his father died and took right over! . . . No dilly-dallying. . . . He didn't give anyone a chance to undermine his authority! . . . . He knew who was boss and if anyone stood in his way, well . . . 'Goodbye uncle,' is all I can say. . . . So he might be in contention for the worse despot of the 21st century, but there's lots of good to admire! . . . You bet! . . . Like Wow!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting with a small slip:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017319963
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Now through hard work, diligence, and an ability to produce verbal diarrhea; I am this deep in bullshit.
randome
(34,845 posts)"...I can't do everything. Well, actually I can do everything but there are only so many hours in a day and then...it hit me. You want to see productivity in this country go through the roof? Thirty-six hour days! That's the answer! Indexed to inflation and adjusted according to how well I'm doing in the stock market. Just another one of my genius ideas. Did I tell you I'm a genius? Well, I am. But you already knew that."
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icymist
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skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Listen, if I was any greater, I'd have to be twins!"
dembotoz
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