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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOk. What songs would you play to torture & drive out Oregon militia?
See, I'm thinking that songs that would torture most human beings (whether played normally or at full blast) like "Proud to be an American," or anything by Hank Williams Jr., or the collected hits of Rupert Holmes, or "Hot Girls in Love" by Loverboy, would enhance the beer buzz of these maniacs.
What would you recommend to drive out the Bundy nuts? Experimental jazz? Pete Seeger? Killer Mike? Spoken word?
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)enid602
(8,661 posts)"YMCA"
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I would also nominate anything by "Wham" or "Boy George"
randys1
(16,286 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)TubbersUK
(1,439 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)interspersing the music with readings of the erotic militia fiction that's doing the rounds would be good
http://nymag.com/following/2016/01/colin-meloy-inspires-erotic-militia-fanfiction.html#
3catwoman3
(24,086 posts)I did not know there was such a thing. I think I am sorry that I now do know it.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Now I wonder about some of these though.
trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)MORE MORE MORE from Andrea True Connection. She was in porns and then did this disco song
underahedgerow
(1,232 posts)among countless other species.
Sorry to be a buzzkill.
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)emulatorloo
(44,257 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)underpants
(182,981 posts)fredamae
(4,458 posts)Myrina
(12,296 posts)Nt
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)24 hours of Macarena... 48 hours of Macarena... 72 hours of Macarena...
brewens
(13,640 posts)zazen
(2,978 posts)I got through 20 seconds of it.
It'd do the trick.
JanMichael
(24,897 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)she was clearly being electrocuted and no one stepped in to turn off the mic.
KentuckyWoman
(6,697 posts)that catterwalling is so bad it would make the Rosanne Barr version sound GOOD.
Monk06
(7,675 posts)stage left
(2,967 posts)Elton John.
Wounded Bear
(58,760 posts)they won't be able to sit down to take a dump. Couple days of that and they'll capitulate.
KentuckyWoman
(6,697 posts)Play the Rosanne Barr version. Ammon would be calling his Mom after the 3rd round.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Bigmack
(8,020 posts)Coventina
(27,219 posts)2naSalit
(86,887 posts)a combination of opera and Hip Hop. The more female vocals in the opera the better.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)or Sara and Tegan, same affect.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)saltpoint
(50,986 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)saltpoint
(50,986 posts)rock
(13,218 posts)Sure, I would enjoy it the whole time, but I suspect the first 24 hrs would drive everybody else nuts.
emulatorloo
(44,257 posts)One of my favorites!
That would offend the Mormons very badly.
And yeah I LOVE "Wipe Out!" too.
randys1
(16,286 posts)Now doing it with crossovers makes it even more fun.
ms liberty
(8,619 posts)Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up
Starland Vocal Band, Afternoon Delight
Richard Harris, MacArthur Park
The Carpenters, Close To You
Periodically you could switch those out with mr liberty's choices:
Dixie Chicks, Not Ready to Make Nice
Anything by Kanye West
Anything by Thelonious Monk or Miles Davis
GoCubsGo
(32,099 posts)You're Having My Baby, Paul Anka
Barbie Girl, Aqua
Bow Wow, Snoop Dogg. Hell, anything by Snoop.
Any song that would be used in a Zumba class, especially songs with Spanish lyrics.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)focus on resident and migratory bird species is not really all that good an idea.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)and realistic. .
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,760 posts)I'm convinced that one reason Conserves love war so much is that it's the last thing they can do that doesn't require environmental impact statements.
*But I understand what you are saying.
Bigmack
(8,020 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)Demonaut
(8,935 posts)corkhead
(6,119 posts)Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)demmiblue
(36,909 posts)Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)for example, the Brandenburg Concerti played on either period instruments or reproductions..
Also the Barber ADAGIO FOR STRINGS might really depress them.
Anything truly beautiful.. Of course it might have the opposite effect, to turn then into normal human beings... That would be the ideal.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)agitate them into battle formations!
pangaia
(24,324 posts)CSO has a killer brass section.
Also, the 5/4 meter will drive them nuts, They won't be able to line dance.
demmiblue
(36,909 posts)quickesst
(6,283 posts).... why not-Tiptoe Through the Tulips-Tiny Tim
Xipe Totec
(43,892 posts)RandiFan1290
(6,258 posts)Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)Listen at your own risk (and I'm not kidding...Japanese experimental noise is very "not for everyone" .
teach1st
(5,936 posts)I like it. People I like like it. In general, people I don't like don't like it. I'm assuming the militia types would want it turned off.
If that doesn't work, there's always Yoko.
Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)One in the left channel, another in the right.
Good stuff!
Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)On repeat.
Also, this for 10 hours is pretty grating:
Myrina
(12,296 posts)Yee Haw! It's a corn shuckin' !!
zazen
(2,978 posts)lpbk2713
(42,770 posts)Now I have a damn ear worm.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)H2O Man
(73,662 posts)from The Beatles (aka "the white album"
zazen
(2,978 posts)as pure aesthetic torture, but since she later turned the song into pro-life propaganda they might like it.
I won't post it here, so as not to ruin anyone's Sunday.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)It was the first song I thought of.
zazen
(2,978 posts)octoberlib
(14,971 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)<iframe width="640" height="360" src="
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(53,235 posts)Sorry, but I posted the same thing before seeing your post.
PufPuf23
(8,845 posts)orpupilofnature57
(15,472 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,225 posts)That would send me running, at least.
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)egold2604
(369 posts)Bettie
(16,139 posts)My kids sing that song all the time and after a while, you just want to make it stop by any means possible.
My method is usually to remind them to stop annoying the lady who prepares their food. (They know I'm kidding, but they knock it off.)
They will be murdering each other within 5 minutes of this particular type of torture.
Baitball Blogger
(46,775 posts)I drove my family crazy when I played it over and over again, so I know it works. My sister finally put a stop to it by telling me that I was wearing down the groves in the 45.
grasswire
(50,130 posts)I love the Violent Femmes but I doubt they do.
KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Here it is:
I do not recommend a click-through. I presume that we all know it and why it would drive them crazy.
BTW, it should be put on a repeating loop and blasted at heavy metal volume.
Basic LA
(2,047 posts)The "24 Hour Gym" where I go (the only gym in my area) has a gangsta-rap playlist--roaring at jet-engine volume--that would drive anyone insane. I've asked them to turn it down, but they can't hear me over the "music."
Vinca
(50,323 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)Octafish
(55,745 posts)Saved earth from Martian invasion.
OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)Preferably played from skipping/stuck CD's.
aka-chmeee
(1,132 posts)DUgosh
(3,059 posts)Most annoying song ever recorded, somehow fitting for this situation
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)donco
(1,548 posts)Would drive them them insane/sane.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)me b zola
(19,053 posts)JudyM
(29,294 posts)sadoldgirl
(3,431 posts)greymattermom
(5,754 posts)Decemberists.
JHB
(37,163 posts)drray23
(7,638 posts)As in full metal jacket and charge in with attack helicopters and napalm them. I had enough of these fools. I know, that would be "escalating" the situation but napalm or not, the authorities need to do something.
Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)It's one of my favorites, but it would likely drive these RWNJs crazy.
sarisataka
(18,868 posts)Gangnam Style yet?
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)Vogon_Glory
(9,133 posts)The Cuckoo Song--the one used for the old Laurel and Hardy movies.
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)I loathe that song.
Vogon_Glory
(9,133 posts)Chevy Chase's Colorado", the one used in Natipnal Lampoon's Lemmings. I particularly favor it after the Gun-jumpers' utilities have been cut off.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)It would drive them to shoot each other. Thus, end of problem
CTyankee
(63,920 posts)throw back hate on hate...I think they'll do anything to get it to stop...
Koch Ebola
(831 posts)Punk rock traditionally has expressed left wing anti-authoritarian views. these clown are under the illusion they are patriotic revolutionaries. Here is an punk rock anthem that say's it all[link:
|mikehiggins
(5,614 posts)They'd wind up begging to be arrested.
Donkees
(31,509 posts)"Let's all sing like the birdies do, tweet, tweet, tweet..."
YvonneCa
(10,117 posts)... over and over and over. Let it go...
Blue Owl
(50,542 posts)n/t
OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)orpupilofnature57
(15,472 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)WheelWalker
(8,956 posts)dembotoz
(16,864 posts)or anything else by Barry Manilow.
KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)3catwoman3
(24,086 posts)...Donkey.
Stargleamer
(1,992 posts)[btw: I say this as a fan of hers]
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Bonx
(2,079 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)doc03
(35,424 posts)Boy I would give myself up in 10 minutes.
spanone
(135,919 posts)KCS72000
(312 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Uploaded on Jul 3, 2008
Dime
Porque la gente no sonrie
Porque las armas en las manos
Porque los hombres malheridos
Dime
Dime
Porque los niños maltratados
Porque los viejos olvidados
Porque los suenios prohibidos
Dime
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Porque te niegas a escuchar
Aun queda alguien que tal vez rezara
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Donde se encuentra toda la verdad
Aun queda alguien que tal vez lo sabra
Dime
Porque los cielos ya no lloran
Porque los rios ya no cantan
Porque nos has dejado solos
Dime
Dime
Porque las manos inactivas
Porque el mendigo de la calle
Porque las bombas radioactivas
Dime
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Porque te niegas a escuchar
Aun queda alguien que tal vez rezara
Dimelo Dios quiero saber
Donde se encuentra toda la verdad
Aun queda alguien que tal vez lo sabra
chowder66
(9,094 posts)The Trololo song
Or
Always look on the bright side of life
Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)All You Need Is Love by The Beatles, Higher Love by Steve Winwood, anything by Steve Earl
Runningdawg
(4,527 posts)Love Song - Do you love your Guns Gods and Goverment
[link:
theaocp
(4,247 posts)Aphex Twin and lots of Coltrane. Drive those fuckers nuts.
doc03
(35,424 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)chromotone
(1,669 posts)DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads headin south
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
Youre an idiot, babe
Its a wonder that you still know how to breathe
<snip, edit>
Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of your coats
Blowing through the letters that you wrote
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon your shelves
Youre idiots, dudes
Its a wonder you can even feed yourselves
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...over and over...that just might do the trick. Oh--and Robert Mitchum's album of Calypso music... (Yes, he really did.)
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)Mendocino
(7,517 posts)first year piano student playing scales.
Initech
(100,121 posts)truebrit71
(20,805 posts)... although the use of the former may violate the Geneva Conventions....
trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)The 150 Greatest Disco Songs 1974-1981 (Part 1 of 3)
trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)like a virgin
Madonna - Like a Virgin [Official Music Video]
Tiffany
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
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The Foundations - Build me up
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and Sugar Sugar - The Archies
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Pathwalker
(6,600 posts)"These Boots Are Made For Walking" "I am Woman" and "Muskrat Love". Over and over.
VOX
(22,976 posts)ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)zappaman
(20,606 posts)Seriously.
KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)zappaman
(20,606 posts)Merzbow put out in a box set.
Pretty funny...
https://books.google.com/books?id=1CkEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA33&lpg=PA33&dq=i+listened+to+all+50+merzbow+cds&source=bl&ots=4RXqb9FRPH&sig=f3wD32MA2k972kQbsmKutq8LiFA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuxpit0aDKAhVMGT4KHdIhAAYQ6AEIJjAC#v=onepage&q=i%20listened%20to%20all%2050%20merzbow%20cds&f=false
KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)Last edited Sun Jan 10, 2016, 09:50 PM - Edit history (1)
every day . . . because the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
On edit: those seditionist bastards don't deserve Hendrix. RIP!
grntuscarora
(1,249 posts)nt
milestogo
(16,829 posts)DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)JudyM
(29,294 posts)Heeeeers Johnny
(423 posts)Doesn't matter how liberal or conservative one is... even Gandhi would want to
punch her in the throat.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Omaha Steve
(99,822 posts)Nobody can stand to listen to that or look at Ted.
Heeeeers Johnny
(423 posts)Back in the day when I was a yung'un... Nugent/ Double Live Gonzo was an immense, ass kicking song
and still is...
The opening riff/melody is classic rock at it's best.
MurrayDelph
(5,302 posts)"Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over ... everything"
(Ellipses mine to emphasize the painful pause).
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)My foster daughter broke up with her boyfriend right when that *&$&^% Adele album came out, so I heard it over a muffled iPhone speaker (she has $200 headphones she never uses???) approximately eleventy billion times. I was quite ready to fire my daughter, her phone, the stupid boy and above all Adele into the sun strapped to a rocket after three days at the most.
JEB
(4,748 posts)CommonSenseDemocrat
(377 posts)I know the Geneva Convention does not apply in law enforcement actions.
GaYellowDawg
(4,451 posts)nm
B Calm
(28,762 posts)hauweg
(98 posts)This will teach them to never do it again. Guaranteed.
Heeeeers Johnny
(423 posts)The fact that it even exists, proves that there is no kind, benevolent or caring God...
DBoon
(22,414 posts)Frank Zappa said the Shaggs were better than the Beatles. Who am I to disagree?
villager
(26,001 posts)...since it's, you know, singing lesbians, singing about hippie stuff!
On which note, maybe "Rise Up" by Parachute Club, too!
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Heck, I think they're even Canadian...!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,930 posts)Or Schönberg's Erwartung. Maybe Wagner's entire Ring cycle.
LuvNewcastle
(16,863 posts)S_B_Jackson
(906 posts)Mickey by Toni Basil
Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles
applegrove
(118,870 posts)in 35 years. I laughed so hard at the lyrics: I SAID "what"; SHE SAID "woo oo oo we"; I SAID "allright"; SHE SAID "love me love me live me" LOL. That would do. For the guy under the tarp.
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)And, They're coming to take me away.
Jim Beard
(2,535 posts)phylny
(8,392 posts)[link:
|Paper Roses
(7,475 posts)Don't click on the link unless you want an ear worm for the day!
Scuba
(53,475 posts)alarimer
(16,245 posts)Bleat, bleat, bleat ... on repeat.
ProfessorGAC
(65,325 posts)His big middle finger to the music industry
Scout
(8,624 posts)really loud!
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)When I found it on YouTube, I read some comments like e.g., "I love love love love this song!" but IMHO it's hideous.
octoberlib
(14,971 posts)kydo
(2,679 posts)and be sure to tell them NWA stands for No Whites Allowed, even though it doesn't, they are too stupid to know that, plus they wouldn't understand what it stands for so why bother with the truth. Just play it loud with the bass cranked .....