Trump, you just got owned by a hardware store!

[kpete]

:large

https://twitter.com/SameSadEcho/status/688022524630855680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[malaise]

1. Get thee to the greatest page

BECAUSE!!!!

[In_The_Wind]

2. Indeed!

[malaise]

3. Hehe

[In_The_Wind]

5. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=831128

[spanone]

4. K&R...

[daleanime]

6. ......

Nailed it.

[kracer20]

7. I see what you did there...

That sign really "hammers" home the point!

#hardwarestorehumor

[SoapBox]

14. DUzy!

[malaise]

37. Or

Screw Trump!

[gratuitous]

39. Not even with your dowel

Heh, heh.

[malaise]

40. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahha

[WheelWalker]

43. I saw what you did there

[cui bono]

45. Certainly oughta put a wrench in his day!

[Ferd Berfel]

8. Hilarious and curious

Where is THIS particular Woodstock?
IL, NY, ....?

[beam me up scottie]

9. Woodstock Vermont, of course!

http://woodstockhomeandhardware.com/

Trump showed his ass to Vermont last week, looks like he's getting mooned back.

[mattvermont]

10. one block from my In laws home. Nice.

[beam me up scottie]

11. I'm from farther north.

Howdy, former neighbor!

[mattvermont]

33. I am in Southern VT. Where are you now?

[beam me up scottie]

34. I'm in Tennessee now.

My family lived on one of the Champlain islands and then moved to a border town.

I miss Vermont like crazy - even the snow.

[erronis]

12. Woodstock, VT (I love my state!)

They have a photo gallery on BuckFace: https://www.facebook.com/woodstockhomeandhardwarepage/?fref=photo&sk=photos

"Make America Great Again - Deport Trump!"

[beam me up scottie]

13. Nice!

[sarge43]

18. A beautiful town - classic New England

Plus, classic NE dry humor.

[Ferd Berfel]

53. We have Woodstock in Northern Il. That photo could

have easily been taken there too!

BTW Woodstock IL was where the movie Groundhogs Day was filmed

[gregcrawford]

57. And there's one in western Massachusetts...

... which is where the "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" to place back in the sixties, as related in Arlo Guthrie's song of the same name. All that really happened, and all the people are real. I've met Arlo, Alice, and Officer Obie (Obanheim), though not the blind judge.

[Massacure]

15. I wonder if one of those jobs involve

"blow jobs"

[tenderfoot]

16. but Marla Maples...

eom

[Jack Rabbit]

28. Shhhh

She was born in Kenya. Don't tell anyone. It's supposed to be a secret. She's Richard Leakey's cousin.

[liberalnarb]

17. DAYUM

k and r

[Dont call me Shirley]

19. LOL....

[nxylas]

20. Is this real?

These sorts of signs usually turn out to be Photoshop jobs. Still funny, even if I have heard the joke before.

[beam me up scottie]

21. Yes it is, here's their Facebook page:

https://facebook.com/woodstockhomeandhardwarepage/?fref=photo&sk=photos

[NJCher]

30. lots of other funny signs displayed at their page

Not all about Trump, of course, but fun reading.

If I lived there, this would be the store I patronized.

Thanks for posting, beam me.



Cher

[beam me up scottie]

31. Woodstock is a wonderful town, I love my home state!

You're welcome, NJCher!

[gregcrawford]

42. Oh, I'm sure it's real...

... they always have funny stuff on their sign. I live near Woodstock (RICH town!) and drive by this place from time to time.

[nxylas]

44. OK, just checking

These things are very easy to fake, there are sites where you can just type in text and it comes up automatically.

[cui bono]

46. Yeah, looks like that church sign generator thing that was around years ago.

You could just type in what you wanted it to say and the site would add it to the pic and you could download it.

.

[leftynyc]

50. Don't know if its

Photoshop but it is wrong. His second wife was American.

[gregcrawford]

56. It's not PhotoShopped...

... I work in PhotoShop every day, and I can spot an amateur attempt in a heartbeat. When I showed it to my wife, she said, "Oh, yeah, I saw that the other day." She drives past it on her commute to work.

And how many wives has The Donald had? I lost interest in all things Trump before I lost count of how many women held their noses, signed the pre-nup, and said, "I do!"

[leftynyc]

58. He's had 3 wives

Marla Maples was his second. All NYers know this...his life has been lived on the front page of our tabloids for decades.

[gregcrawford]

59. It would be nice if...

... the thorough trouncing that is his imminent fate would make him assume a lower profile, but I fear his narcissism and delusional belief in his own importance will forbid any relief from his YUUUUGE ego.

[leftynyc]

60. People haven't even begun

To see the dump truck of dirt waiting for him. His fellow pubs are much too cowardly to use it. Just look at Cruz, he thought if he didn't attack Donnie, Donnie would leave him alone. What a schmuck.

[navarth]

22. OH that's good. Gonna share this one, thanks. nt

[Plucketeer]

23. All the nuts

will bolt for Trump. After all, he's such a "tool".

[navarth]

24. Here's another good one from that thread

"Trumpty Dumpty" That is priceless.

[OnlinePoker]

25. Saw this written on Reddit a couple of months ago.

I'm surprised nobody has used it in a debate.

[Faux pas]

26. Oh snap!

And,

[Jack Rabbit]

27. Touché

[OxQQme]

29. "Some people drink from the fountain

of knowledge, others only gargle"

[niyad]

32. soooo glad that I wasn't drinking anything!

[Initech]

35. That's awesome!

[Live and Learn]

36. K&R nt

[lunatica]

38. Ouch!!

How delicious for the rest of us though.

[gregcrawford]

41. HA! Woodstock Home and Hardware...

... is just a few miles down the road from me! Of course, "just a few miles" in central Vermont is like, 20. I was down there yesterday, but that store is on the east side of town on the Woodstock Road (US Rte. 4); I was on the west side, taking a friend's daughter to her English exam.

Anyway, cool sign!

[Uncle Joe]

47. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, kpete.

[Paka]

48. That's good!

[Biki]

49. Hehe!

Oh wow, that's so good!

[leftynyc]

51. Not all his wives

Second one was American - Marla Maples

[Kalidurga]

52. Now that is putting the screws to T-Rump.

[MADem]

54. Insulting to T-Rump, on the one hand, on the other, it also mocks his wife and two ex-wives.

They aren't running for office and they don't really deserve the 'scorn by association.'

The exes should be complimented for getting out in time to live happy and productive lives away from that cretin.


As Ivana said, "Don't get mad, get everything."

[merrily]

55. That will leave a mark.