"They don't call me 'The Snowman' for nothing!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("A spanking will do wonders!&quot O'Reilly is saying: " . . . and some nuts out there even welcome socialism! . . . Imagine! . . . Listen, nothing worthwhile is given to you free. . . . You gotta work. . . . Hard. . . . You gotta suffer. . . . Maybe you gotta have a dad who smacked you around some. . . . Til you got hard, see? . . . Then you work some more and maybe your dad passes you around for his friends. . . . And maybe . . . Well, never mind. . . . . The point is: nothing's free!"


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Above CAPTION based on a Parkman clip posted on DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017323464

[NightWatcher]

1. His face lift is too tight (and crooked). Blink you sonofabitch. Blink

Oh no, he's stuck.

[underpants]

2. Like me. I'm a tough guy on TV. I'm a winner! What, do you WANT to be a loofah?

[Donkees]

3. Hey! The shirt and tie don't make me a pinko!

[Johonny]

4. It's never to soon to remind people of the War on Easter!

[pinboy3niner]

8. Oh, the Peepmanity!

[B Calm]

5. It's all a liberal plot to ban CHRISTmas.

[skip fox]

6. Billo is saying:

"And now they want us to say 'X-mas,' like 'Merry X-mas' or something. . . . Can you imagine? . . . I wouldn't have believed it if I had heard myself saying it was so."

[olddots]

7. they call me Mr. Bill

I'm a talking turd maggot .

[pinboy3niner]

9. I could post a snarky caption...but I'd falafel about it