Millions Resent Being Put in Horrible Position of Siding with Megyn Kelly - New Yorker

[ashling]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/millions-resent-being-put-in-horrible-position-of-siding-with-megyn-kelly?mbid=nl_160127_Borowitz&CNDID=24407925&spMailingID=8480464&spUserID=MTA5MjQwMTkzOTA0S0&spJobID=843038431&spReportId=ODQzMDM4NDMxS0

Harland Dorrinson, a psychologist from Akron, Ohio, has created an online community for people who are suffering from the emotional trauma of momentarily siding with Megyn Kelly.

“People who have despised Megyn Kelly for years are experiencing a sudden loss of identity and a feeling of emptiness,” he said. “They’re complaining of persistent headaches and nausea. There is a lot of hurt out there.”

Carol Foyler, of Tacoma, Washington, worries about the “long-term implications” of being forced to side with Megyn Kelly. “Is there some scenario where I might be forced to side with Bill O’Reilly, or Hannity?” she asked. “It’s a goddam slippery slope.”

[Octafish]

1. Brake Torquing.

Doc, it's like having my foot on the accelerator and my other foot on the brakes. I rev up and the car seems to jump up, raring to go, but it doesn't get anywhere.

Mr. Octafish. If you continue to do that, you will begin soon to feel like you are a rental car. Used.

[longship]

2. Andy Borowitz, in case you hadn't figured that out.

R&K

[Kalidurga]

3. I thought it was Andy, but I still had to check.

Cuz, that is exactly how I felt. I think I have a headache now room is all spinny like.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[smirkymonkey]

5. I knew this was Borowitz before I even clicked.

And yet, I completely agree. Trump is so odious he has put me on her side, as much as I hate to admit it.

[Hekate]

6. Lolz. Oh, well done. That's exactly how I feel.

[ananda]

7. love it

Lol