Adviser to Koch Brothers to Join Marco Rubio’s Campaign

[yortsed snacilbuper]

Marc Short, the head of Freedom Partners, a nonprofit group that oversees the donor network of Charles and David Koch, is leaving his post to advise Senator Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign, two people briefed on the move said Tuesday.

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/02/23/adviser-to-koch-brothers-to-join-marco-rubios-campaign/

[Xipe Totec]

1. Moving the ventriloquist closer to the dummy. nt

[valerief]

2. Bwahahahaha! Nailed it!

[Kip Humphrey]

3. DUzy!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. You bad!

[CoffeeCat]

7. Xipe wins the Internet!

Seriously. So damn funny, and spot on.

Rubio even looks like the typical dummy!

[Brother Buzz]

5. The fix is in

and I mean a fix that may involve a cattle prod during debate rehearsing.

[CoffeeCat]

6. I'm so conflicted!!

I hate Donald Trump with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns, but I am enjoying the fact that the Koch Brothers investment in their trained monkey Rubio isn't paying off.

I had the same nice feeling when Sheldon Adelson's hundreds of millions of dollars didn't buy him a Romney White House either.

Your corrupt money can't always buy you a government, boys.