It seems we're in this for the long haul, so I'm going with "tiny fingers" for a Trump name

[bhikkhu]

It got so tedious typing the name Bush back in the day, most of the time we just went with *, or shrub. For Trump my vote for a suitable nickname goes to - tiny fingers.

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/03/05/donald-trump-small-hands-foreman-pkg-ac360.cnn

[Solly Mack]

1. Why not call him Stubby?

As in stubby little fingers.

[Hortensis]

2. Personally, I like "The Donald." It was HIS notion of impressive. :)

It's my notion of really stupid. Presidential candidate and erstwhile game show host, The Donald.

[Siwsan]

3. Instead of Trump, how about Stumps

[malthaussen]

4. But "tiny fingers" has more characters than Trump.

Personally, I'd like to spend as little time on him as possible. How about "0?"

-- Mal

[Brother Buzz]

5. I'm sticking with the tried and true 'short-fingered vulgarian'

But the innuendo aside, Trump has supposedly been sensitive about the size of his hands and fingers ever since Graydon Carter started calling him a "short-fingered vulgarian" in the pages of Spy Magazine in the 1980s. The attack reportedly so wounded Trump that he still occasionally sends Carter, now editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair, pictures of his hands to prove his fingers are normal-sized.


"To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump," Carter recently wrote in Vanity Fair. "There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: ‘See, not so short!’ I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, ‘Actually, quite short.’ Which I can only assume gave him fits."

During an appearance on CNN Friday, this writer suggested Rubio attack Trump over his allegedly stubby fingers if he really wants to get under the Republican frontrunner’s skin.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/28/rubio-goes-nuclear-on-trump-by-attacking-the-size-of-his-hands/#ixzz41Zhju7fu

[Maru Kitteh]

10. Why doesn't he just get it over with and have his penis sit for a formal portrait?

[Bucky]

6. First we ignored him, then we laughed at him, next we fight him... then he wins

of course if you want to stay in the "laugh at him" stage, feel free. But as late as you are, he'll be right on time.

enjoy your jokes for as long as the 1st Amendment lasts

[In_The_Wind]

7. One can only hope that he does not win.

[Bucky]

11. Agreed... except we must organize and not just hope

But yes, it's a nightmare to consider

[world wide wally]

8. Just get to the point and cal it "US Fascist"

[kairos12]

9. I call him the Trumpster Fire.

[madokie]

12. t as in tiny

rump as in ASS.
tRump=tiny finger ass

[L. Coyote]

13. #Pinky

So, can you take over the world from Twitter late at night?