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struggle4progress

(118,282 posts)
Mon Mar 7, 2016, 03:09 PM Mar 2016

Let's replace the confederate general with a statue of "Florida Man"

March 7, 2016
By Diane Roberts

Gen. Edmund Kirby Smith is getting evicted from Statuary Hall.

The Sons of Confederate Veterans are not happy. Sen. Don Gaetz, a native of that little-known Old South state of North Dakota, is not happy: “There is nothing in the bill analysis, nothing in the testimony, that tells us any reason why General Smith ought to be gone,” lamented Gaetz. “Was he indicted? Did he commit some heinous act?”

Well, there was that armed insurrection against the United States government — you know, the Civil War? And while Kirby Smith was born in St. Augustine, he left Florida at the age of 12, never to return.

Furl the flag, boys: the South ain’t fixing to rise again. You’re getting it confused with sea levels. But Floridians can at least choose a worthy successor to a fellow whose claim to fame is fleeing to Cuba to avoid charges of treason ...


http://floridapolitics.com/archives/203822-diane-roberts-lets-replace-confederate-general-statue-florida-man

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Let's replace the confederate general with a statue of "Florida Man" (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 2016 OP
I provided an update on Florida Man about a week ago. TexasTowelie Mar 2016 #1
It's always good to know what he's doing! struggle4progress Mar 2016 #2
The confederate general is not Florida Man? Downwinder Mar 2016 #3
What Would A Statue Of "Florida Man"..... Laxman Mar 2016 #4

Laxman

(2,419 posts)
4. What Would A Statue Of "Florida Man".....
Mon Mar 7, 2016, 05:36 PM
Mar 2016

look like anyway? Three fingers on one hand, the other arm in a sling. Face slightly blackened with gunpowder residue, patch over one eye. Maybe the jaws of an alligator clamped around one leg and the broken steering wheel of a car around his neck? A nice inspirational quote inscribed at the base-"Hey y'all, watch this"-Florida Man

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