Hitch hiking?

[madamesilverspurs]

If you’re hitch hiking and I give you a lift, please observe some simple courtesies. For example, don’t demand that I let you drive. And don’t get all huffy if I don’t turn over the keys and title. Chances are that I won’t take it well when you criticize my vehicle and how I paid for it. Nor will I be amused when you denigrate longtime friends who’ve ridden in the passenger seat for years, especially given that they’ve earned the trust that puts them behind the wheel now and then. And if you try to cover my bumper stickers with ones that you pull out of your pocket — walking is healthy, go for it.





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[haikugal]

1. Wow! Sounds like you picked up a doozie....

[snooper2]

2. If you're hitch hiking and I give you a life, I expect you to pick up all trash in my car

pick up any trash/candy between the seats from my daughter, clean the glass as much as possible-

Oh, and you can sit in the back seat and rub my shoulders as well.

When I drop you off you get to take the trash with you to dispose of properly-


THANKS!

LOL

[question everything]

4. Give you a life? Wow, what a service

for someone dying of thirst in the California Death Valley, or drowning off the coast of Ventura..

[snooper2]

5. I think I'll just leave the typo :P

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

3. Heh....

I think I know what you mean.....

[Blue_In_AK]

6. I used to hitchhike a lot back in my younger days,

but I would never have been so presumptuous. You must have picked up a real loser. Did you get jacked?

[FSogol]

7. K&R. Well played. It will go right over a lot of heads, though.

[angstlessk]

8. This is about Bernie being an independent

Let's see, there is sexism, racism, and probably more ism's then I know about, this one is politicalism..if you ain't one of us but try to be included...you ain't nothing but trash.

[Dont call me Shirley]

9. Bingo.

[angstlessk]

11. LOVE your nomenclature

but surely you must too

[G_j]

10. Fail. nt