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kpete

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Fri Mar 11, 2016, 09:56 AM Mar 2016

The Wiener's Circle, Chicago Invites You to Bite Into Donald Trump's 3-Inch Wiener



CHICAGO, IL — If Donald Trump works up an appetite during his presidential campaign rally in Chicago Friday, maybe the "short-fingered vulgarian" will stop the The Wiener's Circle for a "Trump Footlong."

Trump likes wieners, not losers, and "The Trump Art of the Meal" is a Chicago-style deal for winners. There is a tad bit of exaggeration to the "Trump Footlong," however. The wiener only measures 3 inches.

Buy the Trump Super PAC for $12.56, and you'll get four of the mini-dogs.

“Three inches of the best tasting, most flavorful beef you’ve ever had,” reads a sign at one of Chicago's most popular hot dog joints. “We guarantee there is no problem. We guarantee it.”


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The Wiener's Circle, Chicago Invites You to Bite Into Donald Trump's 3-Inch Wiener (Original Post) kpete Mar 2016 OP
Dwarfed by a slice of tomato. Completely obscured by a little slice of pickle. Buzz Clik Mar 2016 #1
''Honest, Melania. That's a foot long.'' Octafish Mar 2016 #2
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