I'm starting a new meme, please help! No more "did someone piss in your cheerios"

[snooper2]

From now on-

You shall say-

"did someone piss in your rice krispies?"


at least now the person can come back with-

"Well actually, somebody fucking did!"

[Kalidurga]

1. I will never...

be able to look at a Rice Crispy treat the same way again.

[Agnosticsherbet]

2. Did someone piss in your Wheaties?

is my preference.

[Straw Man]

7. Yes.

"Wheaties" is the correct breakfast cereal to use in this expression.

[Myrina]

3. Worst part is, it happened over a year ago ...

... so those batches have long been sold & ingested, if they did indeed make it out of the factory.

[NV Whino]

4. It gives you an extra snap, crackle and pop.

[NightWatcher]

5. Snap, crackle, pop, and Wizz!

[logosoco]

6. Is this the gluten free version?nt

[kentauros]

8. Did someone pour bourbon on your Wheatabix?