Prominent Trump ally says Cruz may as well be copulating with rodents

[M.G.]

I'm 42. This is, without a doubt, the most bizarre election cycle of my life. I honestly can't tell what's real and what's parody at this point. If anyone reading this can provide me with a way of distinguishing between the two right now, please, let me know!

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"Donald Trump’s BFF Roger Stone knows that Donald Trump couldn’t possibly be behind the Ted Cruz sex scandal story the National Enquirer reported this week. DTrump told ABC’s This Week on Sunday that it was not him behind the story saying, “I have no control over the National Enquirer.” Stone echoed the same sentiment on AM970 where he told host Frank Morano that by definition he couldn’t be one of Trump’s henchmen because he’s not being paid. Cruz not only blamed Trump and Stone but he also accused Stone of being someone who copulates with rodents. “Knowing what a couple of these women look like,” Stone continued, “I actually feel like he’s the one who has been copulating with rodents.”

Some have questioned if Ted Cruz will sue the National Enquirer for the story, but Stone claims that Cruz won’t because he can’t. “Again, why won’t he sue. It won’t cost him anything, he’s a lawyer himself…To be absolutely clear, Ted Cruz won’t sue because the allegations are largely true. That’s why he won’t sue.”"

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/trump-ally-roger-stone-cruzs-alleged-mistress-are-so-ugly-hes-the-one-copulating-with-rodents/

[morningfog]

1. "He's the rat fucker! Not me!"

[M.G.]

2. It's like living in a Saturday Night Live Sketch.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. How low can they go?

[M.G.]

4. A pie fight...

A pie fight would be a LOT more dignified than the GOP Primary.

[HassleCat]

6. The bottom is not even in sight right now.

This could end up like one of those old campaigns in the 1800s, where candidates called each other thieves, whore mongers, pederasts, etc.

[M.G.]

8. I've wondered when...

I've wondered when the GOP candidates would start accusing each other of having illegitimate children, which I understand used to happen back in the 19th Century.

Ah, those old time values!

[world wide wally]

10. They're making America great again

[braddy]

5. It won't cost him anything to sue the National Enquirer?

I know a plumber can save some money putting in his own faucet, but I don't think that would be the equivalent to suing the National Enquirer.

[Rex]

7. He's not? Not that I am saying he is, but I am totally from now on saying he is!

[Albertoo]

9. the most bizarre election cycle in our lifetimes

This is, without a doubt, the most bizarre election cycle of my life.
I honestly can't tell what's real and what's parody at this point.

Can anyone here recall a weirder election?

[shadowmayor]

11. Beautiful

Friggin' beeyooteeeful! The repuke primary in 2012 was supposed to be one for the ages, but this one is off the charts. To think it's come down to Cruz and Trump is hard to fathom. As we said in the Army, this makes about as much sense as a monkey fucking a football.