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Cyrano

(15,035 posts)
Tue Mar 29, 2016, 04:16 PM Mar 2016

The biggest dick

Yeah, Trump and Cruz have really been going at it. Sounds like a schoolyard ruckus.

"Mine's bigger than yours, you shrimp."

"Oh, yeah. Mines bigger than yours you weenie-wink."

And as though that sewer wasn't deep enough, the fight went on to who fucked whom, and how many there were.

Sorry for the obscenities, but I'm just translating what they've been saying into plain English.

And when all of this juvenille crap ends, the President of the United States will be either Hillary or Bernie. Or, to prevent a fight, Bernie or Hillary.

Nonetheless, after this is all over, the biggest dick will have turned out to be Donald Trump. Although he'll never be president, he has forged a coalition of haters, who will always be there, and will never go away. He's made bigotry respectable.

So as big a dick as Cruz is, Donald wins. And here's why. He's made open, loud, bigotry, hatred and racism "respectable." He's made America a worse place.

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The biggest dick (Original Post) Cyrano Mar 2016 OP
you said it, gag. oldandhappy Mar 2016 #1
O rly? KamaAina Mar 2016 #2
If it comes to a dick measurement for President... sofa king Mar 2016 #3
Knock it off. This ain't a Bernie/Hillary thread. Cyrano Mar 2016 #4
Too soon? sofa king Mar 2016 #6
You might not have that choice nt LiberalElite Mar 2016 #7
disagree -- open, loud, bigotry, hatred and racism remain unrespectable 0rganism Mar 2016 #5

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)
1. you said it, gag.
Tue Mar 29, 2016, 04:28 PM
Mar 2016

Had not put it all together. It did seem as if there were hate groups prior to now. But 'respectable' is a new level. I am sorry for us. I shudder to think what the world is thinking of us and this election cycle. We are not a good example of democracy.

sofa king

(10,857 posts)
3. If it comes to a dick measurement for President...
Tue Mar 29, 2016, 04:31 PM
Mar 2016

... I will happily vote for the candidate without one.

Cyrano

(15,035 posts)
4. Knock it off. This ain't a Bernie/Hillary thread.
Tue Mar 29, 2016, 06:49 PM
Mar 2016

This is a thread about the possible irreparable damage done to our country by a couple of the worst people imaginable.

0rganism

(23,944 posts)
5. disagree -- open, loud, bigotry, hatred and racism remain unrespectable
Tue Mar 29, 2016, 06:55 PM
Mar 2016

Trump just made them public and openly stated, rather than dog-whistled.
that doesn't make them respectable, any more than he's made dick jokes respectable.
Trump & his crowd haven't made any of this respectable or even acceptable, all they've done is make themselves look like gigantic assholes (or dicks, if you prefer to stick to one metaphor at a time).

i do agree that all this bullshit will end with either Hillary or Bernie in the Whitehouse, tho.

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