Why won't anyone pay me to screw around on the internet?

[ghostsinthemachine]

Seriously. All this talk of paid trolls, facebook erasers and all kinds of internet sabotageing of campaigns and I get bupkis. I'd love to do that. I spend lots of time on the internet. (Some call it wasting time, I prefer the term "heavy research&quot
I am easily swayed. The curse of being pragmatic.
I need money so bad it hurts to even think about it.

So for all you internetting saboteur HR people I got one thing to say,

I'm here! I'm on Facebook in all kinds of ways politically and could really do something, anything to disrupt any campaign.

If you need someone I'm your guy.

Thanks.

Ghost.

[Kip Humphrey]

1. yes but are your ethics impaired?

I think that is a requirement.

[procon]

2. Do you have anything worthwhile to say?

I can't tell just by your one solicitation for money here, and I'm on a fixed income anyway, but good luck in your aspirational endeavors.

[demmiblue]

3. What the fuck is wrong with you?

[procon]

9. Probably nothing nearly as bad as whatever might be afflicting you. nt

[LanternWaste]

4. Send your CV to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation

Send your CV to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation wherein lies the largest organized group of commentators to promote pro-Putin and pro-Russian propaganda. Employees were paid about 3 US dollars or more per comment, depending on whether the comment received replies. Some were paid as much as $21,000 for leaving hundreds of comments on negative press articles on the internet, and were presented with iPads.

Good luck, my little babushka. Working for them seems to engender New Thinking if you're Just Another Liberal.

[oldandhappy]

5. giggle

[hfojvt]

6. you think you can just screw around on the job

That's the problem right there.

Spinning is a lot more work than you think. Check out how much is written here http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4227754

[MFM008]

7. no one can take a joke anymore.

[Hortensis]

8. Way, way too nice, Ghost. Nasty up your act.

[ghostsinthemachine]

12. Hillary wears Granny Panties!

That she got from Bernie Sanders!

Yep I can be a double agent, the agent that is twice the fun for half the money.

[Hortensis]

15. Good start, and perhaps inspiration for a unique, marketable style.

[2naSalit]

10. Not enough

vitriol and potty-mouth. Get with it, I'm sure there's someone out there who would toss a few coins in your direction if you yell rubbish loud enough.



BTW, let me know if you get any offers!

[ghostsinthemachine]

13. I did get kicked out of one candidate's group here on DU

in one post.... Does that count?

Betcha cant guess which one!

(see I can do it, honest I can!)

[Skittles]

17. I'll take a wild guess

the Hillary Tiger Beat Club?

[mac56]

18. Hillary Tiger Beat Club!

[Skittles]

19. consider it a badge of honor

[NobodyHere]

11. Why pay you when you do it for free?

[ghostsinthemachine]

14. I'm kind of schizophrenic, so

it would be kind of fun to be two people, or maybe more. The nice guy I got handled here, my alter ego could be unleashed with just the right amount of cash.(A LOT).

[Skittles]

16. you can pay me to kick your wannabe-troll ass, ghostsinthemachine

yes INDEED