Phil Robertson (Of Duck Dynasty) To Star In Insane New Documentary From Citizens United

[Initech]

Yes *THAT* Citizens United:

“Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson will unveil his Hollywood bashing film “Torchbearers” at the Cannes Film Festival next week, a new report claims.

Robertson has reportedly teamed up with Citizens United to create a documentary that links “Nazis, Boko Haram, Islamist terrorists and abortion with celebrities who like to show off their sexuality like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian West and Kanye,” according to the Daily Mail.

The film makes the connection that these types of things occur when societies cut God and the Bible out of the picture, and you let “mere men” decide what’s right and wrong.

‘If there’s no God, what difference does it make if you’re a mass-murderer or a saint,” he said. “We’ll all be dead soon, so who cares?”

http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/10/duck-dynasty-star-to-unveil-movie-that-bashes-hollywood-at-cannes-video/

Here's the trailer if you can stomach it:

[7wo7rees]

1. This has to be satire, right? Jeebus!!

where is the JC pic on a trailer hitch? Cannes? Don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

[Initech]

4. Nope, this ain't from the Onion.

[pinboy3niner]

5. It'll be a gen-yoo-wine duckumentary!

[world wide wally]

2. Who could possibly know more about God than Citizens United and a phony duck hunter?

[madokie]

6. And not just any phony duck hunter

but a homophobic bigoted lame ass asshole duck hunter.

[UTUSN]

3. how much?!1

[Rex]

7. Wow, what a pile of crap. No doubt the cons will eat this shit up and ask for seconds.

They are the lost.