Next Colbert crushes Trump: Only a white man in a white robe — with matching hood — can judge him
The mascot is so offensive, we cant even show it, Colbert began in his mockery of Trump U.Its just two orange balls. Because, folks, hes got a swingin pair of em.
He played the clip of the bizarre interview CNNs Jake Tapper did with Trump, who said the judge cant be impartial because he has Mexican heritage and Im building a wall and its a wall between Mexico, not another country.
Thats important, between Mexico, not another country, Colbert began. Proof Trump doesnt like Mexico and cant name another country.
In discussing Judge Gonzalo Curiel, Colbert said that he comes from the obscure Mexican province of Indiana, which has raised further questions about Trumps comments surrounding race. Trumps point is he cannot be judged by a member of any group that he has offended. So, that means no Mexican judges, no Muslim judges, no Asian judges, no women judges unless shes a 10. Trump has insulted the Pope, so no Catholic judges. He called everyone in Iowa stupid, so no judges that eat corn. You know what? Maybe Trump might be more comfortable if he couldnt tell the judges race or gender. Maybe cover the judge up in an unbiased robe. Maybe make it a white robe with a matching hood, that seems about right.
Colbert said that the whole ordeal was difficult for him to judge as racist because his own Irish heritage makes me want to fight anyone who looks that much like a potato.
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