Monitor lizard blocks door of house in Thailand

[Liberal_in_LA]

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In the clip, the white dog can be heard barking in terror, while a man and woman talk in the background.
According to a translation by Coconuts Bangkok, the man says:, ‘Hia (a Thai term for the lizards) is in our house. It’s f**king huge!’

A woman then offers this helpful suggestion: ‘They say if you throw a coin at it, it will go away! It’s like giving the lizard luck and fortune!’ to which the man responds: ‘You should stand next to it, sister. You’re the same size.’

Then the lizard slaps its tail against the table and everyone freaks out.

In a later interview with Coconuts, Attanai said the lizard was actually a frequent visitor to the house and the family had named it Selena, after their favourite pop star Selena Gomez. As if this story couldn’t get more surreal.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/16/this-monster-lizard-at-the-door-is-absolutely-terrifying-5947737/


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/16/this-monster-lizard-at-the-door-is-absolutely-terrifying-5947737/#ixzz4Bn4fwpJA

[allan01]

1. !!!!

[RKP5637]

2. "I hear you knockin', but you can't come in." n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Republican pollster.

Don't tell it anything.

[geomon666]

4. He just came to borrow some sugar.

Ungrateful neighbors!!!!

[awoke_in_2003]

5. And I just got over my fear

of Land Shark.

[midnight]

6. Yikes…

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. "You shall not passzzzzzzzz!!! " nt

[ecstatic]

8. WTF? Do those things bite?

I suit up to kill spiders. This guy is half naked!

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. Danger to humans: Water Monitors do not prey upon humans...however

Danger to humans: Water Monitors do not prey upon humans, preferring to eat much smaller animals. However, a Water Monitor that is grabbed or threatened by a human may use its teeth, claws, or tail to defend itself, and all three could inflict significant injury. If you are bitten by a water monitor, it is important to clean the wound and apply antibiotic ointment immediately, as rotting flesh in the monitor’s mouth may lead to inflection. You should seek medical attention in the case of any serious bite in order to prevent infection. It is possible that very serious bites from the largest monitors may lead to fatalities.

https://bangkokherps.wordpress.com/2011/09/20/water-monitor/

[AngryAmish]

10. Hodor!

[greytdemocrat]

12. LOL!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

13. DUzy!

[X_Digger]

11. 'Scuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla? n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

14. lol.

[tblue37]

15. She just wants iinnnnnn:

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