"I like my Mexican food smothered in white gravy." . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!

[skip fox]

Mike ("Oatmeal with honey? Isn't that risky?&quot Pence is saying: "Not only is it mean to call me Sarah Palin without the charisma, but it's unaccurate as well. . . . I don't have those pretty little lips, or the hair tilt, . . . Oh yeah, I'm not as smart, and I only wear a dress in private."



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I can't remember who called Pence "Palin without the charisma" but this CAPTION is deeply in his or her debt. (I think it might have been someone at DU. If I find I'll add on edit.) (btw, "unaccurate" is accurate.)

It was Eric Schmeltzer in a well paced and considered Huffington Post opinion piece:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-schmeltzer/mike-pence-sarah-palin_b_11003128.html

[RKP5637]

1. "I only like WHITE, like my hair!"

F Pence!

[skip fox]

2. Pence is saying:

"I make milquetoast look exciting."

[PlanetBev]

3. Pence is saying

Make mine a corn beef on Wonder Bread with lots of Miracle Whip.

[dembotoz]

4. just think if someone kills the trumpinator...you get me!

[skip fox]

5. Mike (the Dense) Pence is saying:

"A pad of melting butter on oatmeal makes me wet myself with happiness. . . . Praise the Lard!""

[Johonny]

6. So yeah I used my campaign funds to pay my mortgage, but that's peanuts compared to what

I'll soak Trump for. It's grift 24/7 until November. This is my chance to really ca$h in on politics.