Second verse, same as the first. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("With friends like me, who needs enemas?&quot Cruz is saying: "If it wasn't for Don the Con and his thugs and mindless followers, I would have been the nominee! . . . Then instead of discord and animosity, I could have brought the Party together. . . . Deceitful Donald and his hoards of vermin and cretins will never do it. . . . Only I have that unique ability!"



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Above CAPTION based on Cruz's performance at the RNC Convention 7.20.16 , a relevant clip of which can be seen at:

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/20/12245308/ted-cruz-republican-convention-donald-trump-boos


Entire speech at LiveLeak:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d49_1469111015

[auntpurl]

1. "You thought that logo was a metaphor for f*cking someone over? Watch this!"

[Ilsa]

2. 'My word is my bond!'

'Except when I refuse to follow through on my pledge to support the the gop nominee.'

[Zambero]

3. Yes, I did pledge to support our party's nominee

But I never said it had to be this year!

[skip fox]

4. Ted Cruz is saying:

"My mother always told me that to get other people to like me, I first had to like myself. . . . So why is everyone always turning away when they see me coming?"

[Mendocino]

5. "Everything I know,

I learned from my father.....BWWAAHHHHHAA"

[imanamerican63]

6. Where is my bugger when I am hungry?

[underpants]

7. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY! (Trump plane flies over)....okay. Never mind.

[ksoze]

8. "To honor my pledge....I therefore ask you to vote unconsciously"

[Johonny]

9. There's only one thing all of America can agree on. You'll hate me. I'm a uniter not a divider

so hate away America. Liberals hate me, conservatives hate me, my own daughter hates me, my wife that's not as hot as Trumps hates me. The only thing I got left is the idea that hating Lyin' Ted brings this country together. Hate me America, do it. Hate me for America.

[Johonny]

10. I'm hearing a lot of Boos someone call Ghostbusters

[Nitram]

11. "With friends like me, who needs exzema?"