Say something positive about a Trump presidency !

[eppur_se_muova]

I'll start ....

Pageantry and spectacle of White House weddings likely to become annual events (shortly preceded and shortly followed by White House divorces).

[jpak]

1. The living will envy the dead

[Celerity]

46. you need to play the lottery nt

[Different Drummer]

2. It's only temporary. n/t

[tonyt53]

3. We won't be having to pay for him to visit other countries - besides Russia.

Nobody willl invite him to visit, so we can sell off Air Force One.

[sharp_stick]

4. The distinct possibility

of witnessing, although briefly, a very rare full on extinction event.

[imanamerican63]

5. Christies & Gingrich wifi become very good butlers!

But add add millions of dollars to the national debt because they eat so much!

[Funtatlaguy]

6. Hilarious press conferences

And state of unions.

[OilemFirchen]

7. German shepherds are beautiful dogs.

[JaneyVee]

8. No.

[footinmouth]

9. Fresh material for SNL

This show will be able to write itself

[spanone]

10. we'll never know.

[MADem]

11. I actually will get off my ass and move to an EU nation.

Not in a "Harrumph" way, but just because I'm too old to deal with this shit anymore.

I hear Inishturk is welcoming Trump refugees.....

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/politics/Remote-Irish-island-seeks-Americans-fleeing-Donald-Trump-presidency.html



If they've got internet, I'm there!

[Lucinda]

43. I'd have to have a good internet connection though!

[MADem]

44. Ireland is implementing a rural broadband plan....

http://www.irishtimes.com/business/work/high-speed-broadband-levelling-the-playing-field-for-rural-ireland-1.2237566

The internet in Spain and Italy is good, too--and affordable.

[Lucinda]

45. Perfect!

[hobbit709]

12. It would be better than a Cruz presidency.

But that's like saying typhoid is better than the plague.

[loyalsister]

13. Massive Democratic gains in congress and in state governments?

It's not enough to make it okay, but it would be positive.

[tallahasseedem]

14. I will get universal healthcare

during my 4 year residency in Canada.

[pinboy3niner]

15. We'd get to hear Michelle Obama's First Lady speeches again?

[LeftofObama]

16. I'm positive his presidency would be a disaster.

[lame54]

17. We'll all get to say...

"I told you so."

[MFM008]

18. I like cheese

......

[arthritisR_US]

19. 4 years isn't forever....nt

[hamsterjill]

20. Aw come on, that big ole "T" will look GOOD on Air Force One!

God, I can't believe I even said that. But that's what I picture in a Trump presidency. A big ole "T" everywhere, and a casino on the grounds of the White House.

Cheesy and gross.

[Donald Ian Rankin]

21. I can think of two positive words without even trying: "Unlikely" and "Hilarious".

Rubio or Cruz winning would have been catastrophic and depressing.

Trump winning would be catastrophic but, at least for those with a suitably dark sense of humour, it would also be very, very funny.

[kwassa]

22. It would destroy the Republican party as we know it ...

[DavidDvorkin]

23. It will be great for the comedians

Until they're rounded up and sent to the camps.

[Johonny]

24. There will only be one

And the ants will enjoy inheriting the earth

[rollin74]

25. it's not gonna happen

[bigwillq]

26. Makes good material for SNL and the like (nt)

[Runningdawg]

27. We finally see the wall built

to keep people IN.

[sarisataka]

28. I am positive

Gandalf forsaw it

[FLPanhandle]

29. It'll be the most entertaining collapse of society in history

Late night TV hosts will be feasting on information (until the lights go out).

[larkrake]

30. the TPP will die

[skip fox]

31. Between weekly constitional crises,

bellicose blustering, whip-lash position changes ("course corrections&quot , unwarranted military interventions, etc., a Trump presidency will have a specular entertainment value!

[EL34x4]

32. Stylish Hugo Boss uniforms

[Uben]

33. Might be better than a Cruz presidency

.....dunno, but that weirdo would scare me just as bad! How did the wackos get so far? I guess the drawing pool for republican candidates is pretty shallow.

[Lint Head]

34. Jury positive Trump guilty of fraud.

[Vinca]

35. Orangutans might become a protected species?

[stage left]

39. and ferrets

and gibbons.

[trueblue2007]

36. WHY ??? why should be be positive about something so HORRIBLE !!! Nothing + can come of Trump

[jayschool]

37. "Idiocracy" will finally

"Idiocracy" will finally win the Academy Award it so richly deserves — in the documentary category.

[Matrosov]

38. At least he didn't stab me in the throat n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

40. Well, all great powers must come to an end some time. nt

[MrScorpio]

41. At least the Apocalypse will happen with lots of neon lights. nt

[chknltl]

42. Maybe the world will see Bush impeached finally.

Yeah...one can only hope.