I dare you not to laugh: Donald Trump Is A Frightened Coward And I Bet $100,000 He Won't Fight Me

[cali]

(the author, Daniel Roberts, is a mixed martial arts athlete)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Roberts_(fighter)

Last month, I made a public challenge to Donald Trump, which I will repeat here: If he or either of his sons will box me for one round, I will make the maximum legal contribution to his campaign and donate $100,000 to the charity of his choice.


In challenging Trump to box me, I was and am using one of his own favored tactics. Four years ago, he famously offered to donate $5 million to the charity of President Obama’s choice if Obama would release his passport, college applications, and other personal documents. I’m not as fabulously wealthy as Trump claims to be, so my offer was lower than his, but it’s a challenge that Trump should eagerly accept, given his professed love of combat and competition. (Moreover, it’s not unprecedented for a recent Republican presidential candidate to engage in a charity boxing match—2012 nominee Mitt Romney did so with Evander Holyfield just last year.) Of course, I never seriously expected Trump to take me up on my challenge, and don’t expect him to do so now. Donald Trump, you see, is a coward.


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Trump certainly looks the part of a tough guy. He’s a physically imposing presence who stands 6’3” and amplifies that height with military posture (a residue of his military prep school days) and a chin that he seems to keep perpetually tilted above the little people. He has a robust build, perhaps more fat than muscle on close examination, but nevertheless a physique that evinces power. He scowls perpetually, his eyebrows forming a near-perfect V, with his eyes locked in a tight squint as his cheeks flush a fiery red. His chiseled jaw juts out. Finally, and most important, is the hair. It is carefully glued in place, which gives it an icy—even steely—and imperturbable presence, swept over his forehead in a configuration resembling a medieval battle helmet, and dyed a glowing reddish hue, nature’s designated color of danger.

Trump’s mannerisms only serve to underscore this perception. He emphasizes his physicality at every opportunity. He gesticulates violently. He raises his voice at the slightest provocation, real or imagined. He snarls his upper lip, flashing his shockingly-white teeth like an angry dog with a patina of foam on its maw. If one watched him on mute, they could just as easily believe that Trump was delivering a pre-fight promo as a speech on economic policy.


His rhetoric, of course, is where Trump’s naked physical aggression is most on display. “Man is the most vicious of all animals,” Trump once said, seemingly echoing the wisdom of Arthur Leigh Allen, “and life is a series of battles ending in victory or defeat.” He shouts down his political opponents, his voice literally overpowering them into submission. He threatens hecklers with a “punch in the jaw” or with having them “taken out on a stretcher.” He brags about loving to fight. He advocates physical violence as policy, saying he’ll order soldiers to torture. Even his books ooze physicality: a pair of recent titles advise his readers to Get Toughand Kick Ass. So Trump certainly looks, acts, and talks the part of a tough guy.

But is he?

Much more:

read:http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-is-a-frightened-coward-and-i-bet-100-000-1784774156

[cali]

3. Yeah, because I posted it, you post something sour.

You seem to be doing that in virtually everything I post. Have at it, squirrel. Fine with me. Just don't think it's not obvious.

[cali]

11. If there's one thing I don't have, it's a thin skin.

and Justin Trudeau did it, btw.

but whatever. Have lovely day doing whatever it is squirrels do.

[joeybee12]

8. Not at all...and nicely written...nt

[joeybee12]

14. tRump always threatens and bullies people

So I think it's appropriate.

[tonyt53]

2. Hell, I'm in my mid-60's and I'd give him about $1 to fight me. I'd have to spend $9,999 on soap

for my hands washing the scum off of me. I'm an old country boy. I'd love the slap the shit out of Trump and his boys and watch them cry.

[Mc Mike]

5. Thanks, Mr. Roberts. Recced.

dRumpf already has his purple heart, though, so he proved his bravery.

Did you see him take on that young mother and crying baby? No further need for him to prove his toughness.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. K&R I'm not wealthy but I could add $5 or $10 to the challenge...

After all his violent verbal attacks and ordering guards to assault protestors at his rallies, a Karmic punch in the face seems appropriate. In an Opening Post about Clinton and the US Secret Service response to a protestor actually leaping onto the stage during her speech, check out Trump's violent reaction to a protestor:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028074683
Compare the reactions of the two candidates to protestors.

[Taitertots]

7. This is stupid. We need to distance ourselves from dangerous morons

Wanting to fight your political opponents makes you a dangerous moron.

Stop staining the Democratic Party brand.

[monmouth4]

10. Make sure if you get the chance to hit any of them, the face, please, wipe that smirk/smile off

their entitled little faces. That one son Erick, definitely..

[DavidDvorkin]

16. "Perhaps more fat than muscle"?

There's no doubt about it.

[sorefeet]

17. It wouldn't take much to make

the Don or is boys to piss their pants. They have always been sheltered, coddled and protected. One on one they ain't shit. Remove the body guards from the picture and see how tough they are. I'm not talking violence either. I'm just saying without their protection they wouldn't argue because they actually are cowards.