Say, here's an idea, why don't we have all this hackable stuff BUILT IN?
We can build them that way at the factory. My buddies and I are all far right Christians and cheating is OK if it stops abortions and the Satanic Democrats from getting elected. By having the hackable stuff built in, all we have to do is insert a memory card or any suitable card for like 5 seconds to switch to the hackable firmware and by using a code, switch to whatever level of "tilt" we want. Ain't it sweet?
Of course, we'd never really do this because if we got caught doing it, we'd get this awful slap on the wrists and this terrible diatribe like "Never never do that again. Plus it's illegal to cheat so actually we'd never never do that anyway because we are ultra moral and ethical.
So anyway forget anything I just said. Make it like I never said it.