Who else?? . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My flatulence is gold-plated&quot Trump is saying: "I have to tell you that most people find my temperament to be my greatest quality. . . . 100%! . . . Greater than my grasp of the issues, and greater than my concern for the American public and dedication to the Constitution, and even greater than my love of minorities and ethnic groups. . . . Like you wouldn't believe!"





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Above CAPTION Based on what Trump told the La Crosse Tribune as posted at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141552065

[treestar]

1. This is me being serious

I can be really serious, believe me. I can be very, very serious. People tell me I am the most serious person, the best at being serious. You wouldn't believe it!

[EricMaundry]

2. I can also be used to open beer bottles

[dembotoz]

3. ya the teeth thing....your response is better than anything i had....welcome to du

[skip fox]

4. Good eye!

[EricMaundry]

5. Separated at birth

[Johonny]

6. I'm going to super double dog vet immigrants. Whatever we're doing now, but super sized. I mean huge

It's a big deal who comes here. You can't let anyone in. You can't. You can't let them. You can't let. You can't. That's why we need extreme vetting. Also extreme betting on who we vet. I'm going to open up the vetting process to the casinos so that you can bet on who we vet. I call it a job creation program. This is big. This country needs this.

[Rocknrule]

7. "I...can touch him...now!"

[DFW]

8. Reminds me of an old fairy tale......

"Or I'll huff, and I'll puff........."

[skip fox]

9. Donald Trump is saying:

"I'd love to get my hands on the jokers who say I don't have the temperament. . . . They'd be be spitting teeth, breathing cement, and choking on their severed gentiles. . . . And that's just to start!"