God Destroys Tony Perkins’ House

[kpete]

August 17, 2016 Hate Groups, Religion

As we are repeatedly instructed, God uses hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, and lethal diseases to punish people for sinning. This week the Lord Almighty aimed his Holy Wrath at Louisiana, where among the thousands of people made homeless by flooding is hate group leader Tony Perkins, who reports that he had to escape his destroyed home by canoe.

Perkins is on vacation this month, but today he called into his own radio show to lament the “biblical proportion” disaster that will allegedly force his family to live in a camper for the six months it will take to rebuild his home. Today’s guest host for Perkins’ show is former Family Research Council vice president Ken Klukowski, who now works for Breitbart.

Listen below as they spin this natural disaster as an opportunity for Christians to rejoice that God considers them “worthy of suffering for his sake.” And to “use this as an incredible, encouraging spiritual exercise to take you to the next level in your walk with an almighty and gracious God who does all things well.” Including destroying the fuck out of thousands of houses.


AUDIO:
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/08/17/louisiana-god-destroys-tony-perkins-house/

[COLGATE4]

1. Wait for the call for the 'faithful' to help rebuild Brother Tony's mansion

in 3... 2... 1...

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Holy Cow,you just can not make this

Stupid stuff up. But,guess Ol Tony Perkins can. Must be prepping for a big Money Campaign so he can do the what.ever's work. Like building a new mega mansion for himself

[superpatriotman]

3. Mother Nature destroyed his home

God has bigger things to do

[yortsed snacilbuper]

27. Yeah, god is busy with preseason football games now.

And my Steelers need him to help them win.

[tanyev]

4. Somebody else's house = punishment from God.

Tony Perkins' house = "worthy of suffering for his sake"

[LakeArenal]

7. Well, we can only hope...

He finds plenty of personal suffering to prove his own worthiness...

[Ilsa]

15. He thinks he's so perfect that God

wouldn't dare give him trouble, but everyone else deserves shit to rain down on them.

[katmondoo]

5. Blah Blah Blah

[Angry Dragon]

6. It is fine with me if he suffers the wrath of god

[winetourdriver]

8. Tony

Of all the grifts out there, the "Gawd" grift if by far the most evil and repugnant to anyone who doesn't have the morals of a shit house rat.

[Fast Walker 52]

9. Wow, is God trying to show me she exists after all?

[Vinca]

10. This might cause me to rethink my atheism. LOL.

[yellowcanine]

11. He built his dang house in a flood plain. Not GAWD's fault. Jesus said he is a foolish man.

Matthew 7:24-27New International Version (NIV)

The Wise and Foolish Builders
24 “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. 26 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.”

[lillypaddle]

12. Oh dear ...

does this mean he is gay?

[malaise]

13. Oh My

[BillyBobBrilliant]

14. If there really were a God...

Ol' Tony would have been home...and...

[geardaddy]

16. Ken Klukowski

What's his middle name? Klan?

Did he change his last name from Klukluxski?

[LuvNewcastle]

34. I noticed that too. Interesting name.

[retrowire]

17. oh organized religion

You make fools of many.

[jmowreader]

18. I can't be the only one...

Whenever I hear mention of Tony Perkins, I always think to myself, "isn't this the guy who was in Psycho?"

And then I remember Anthony Perkins the actor died from complications of Reagan's Disease and his wife died in the Bushstag Fire.

[vkkv]

21. Tony Perkins is the real evil, that's how I see it !

[awoke_in_2003]

33. I always think of

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

[LuvNewcastle]

35. That was Marlon Perkins.

[awoke_in_2003]

36. Yeah, I know

It just happens.

[vkkv]

19. DOG works in mysterious ways...

[lonestarnot]

20. Is the camper equipped with formaldehyde?

[hatrack]

22. Thanks, Obama!!!!

[NurseJackie]

23. This pleases me very much! The repairs and reconstruction will employ many workers.

[vkkv]

24. Time for Tony to get some Jim Bakker "Survival Buckets" before they SELL OUT!

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jim-bakker-decorate-your-living-room-food-buckets



http://www.foodstoragereviewer.com/jim-bakker-food-storage-bucket-review-and-info/

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

25. God will smile if you (yes I mean you) will contribute mightily ...

... to the "Rebuild Tony Perkins' House Bigger and Better Than Ever" fund.

[sakabatou]

26. And there goes my schadenfreude

[Spitfire of ATJ]

28. Jesus the job creator,....for carpenters.

[hunter]

30. That made me laugh.

[hibbing]

29. On vacation this month n/t

[Enrique]

32. European style

[47of74]

31. No mother blood!