"Remember not to forget to take your amnesia medicine." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Bend over for a quick smooch&quot Trump is saying: " . . . so in the heat of battle I may have slipped a couple of times and said something I now regret. . . . But that was all in the past. . . . Not even worth remembering. . . . Let's move on. . . . Nothing to it."


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Above CAPTION based on Trump's first teleprompter rally as reported by The New York Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/20/us/politics/donald-trump-speech.html?_r=0

and CBS:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-expresses-regret-for-campaign-conduct/

[liberal N proud]

1. Watching and Waiting for the next Trump gaff.

[randome]

2. "Romper, Stomper, Bomper Boo! Tell me, tell me, tell me do!"

"Magic Mirror, tell me today, did all of my friends have fun at play?

"There was no ISIS back in my Romper Room days. I was very, very big on Miss Nancy back then. She kept our country safe with her magic mirror. Obama doesn't believe in magic mirrors. He's a very, very bad man."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

3. Donald Trump is saying:

"Now watch me say the same things, . . . only nicer."

[skip fox]

4. The Donald is saying:

"Now if the press or anyone else brings up any of my past statements or actions it's because they are the most disgusting creatures on God's green earth. . . . It's like lying. . . . That's not me now. . . . And they're rigging the election even as I speak. . . And probably planning to bring up more of our nation's Muslim soldiers killed in action, or loser P.O.W.s, or cowardly Republicans that attack me, or whatever, just so they can bait me while running tapes of what I previously, almost accidentally, said.""

[Johonny]

5. I just like to say I'm totally my own person and totally feel this regret that is written here on

this teleprompter. I really, really extreme feel this regret. It's real. I know it's real. It's real. So while sometimes I can be too honest, this is not one of those times. Hillary Clinton is the exact opposite: she never tells the truth besides being rated the most truthful candidate during the primaries. That's just what a liar would do. Tell the truth. Liars are known for it. Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. Now I don't always choose the best words when I say something. I have the best words. I got great ones. I copyrighted best words. That's mine now. I own it. Now back to my regret. I regret not winning more, but that's due to you losers. You voters are a boat anchor sucking me down. I'm cutting you loose. It's just me and Putin the rest of this election. We can win it without you. You'll regret it when I win. We'll all be full of regret then.

[Coyotl]

6. Elderly Donald is in the group, no need for amnesia medicine once the dementia symptoms begin.

And no way he can stay on pivot given his symptoms. All they can do now is try to get him to shut his pie hole.