Craigslist: “Help Wanted – Campaign Manager”

[ksoze]

Huge opportunity for the “right” person in a dynamic and ever changing New York based organization. Work for one the world’s greatest living men and follow in the footsteps of many who proceeded you. Requires no political experience or knowledge of democratic principals. Party affiliation not an issue and past voting record of no concern. Ability to speak in a manner which creates confusion and enhances doubt and self-awareness of the listener. Knowledge of a foreign language helpful. Speaking one even better. Previous criminal history acceptable and position does not require independent thought or guiding principals. Excellent benefits and expense reimbursement objective. Off shore banking skills helpful.

The company is an equal opportunity offender and does not discriminate against fact or fiction. Woman applying must supply a recent headshot.

[DURHAM D]

1. Headshot?

Don't they mean full frontal nude pics?