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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNew Rule: Don't make any loud noises in airports
Due to the gun culture in the United States, everyone will be required to maintain silence while moving about the airport. And for god sake, don't drop anything on the terrazzo floor for fear that it will be mistaken as a gun shot and will trigger mayhem and hysteria among the paranoid travelers.
You would think with the numbers of gun owners in the country, we would be able to distinguish a gun shot from a chair falling over or someone dropping their bag.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)So proud to live in the Land of Hey What Was That Noise?
Initech
(100,104 posts)cleanhippie
(19,705 posts)LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)Precious salt for the wounds of the victims and their families, regardless of your melodramatic licensing of "hysteria."
(seems both our posts are as relevant and petulant as the other....)
JonathanRackham
(1,604 posts)Mass hysteria as facilitated by the media.
JonathanRackham
(1,604 posts)Besides I have total faith in the TSA protecting me.
Blue Dalek
(178 posts)I have total faith in the TSA giving the illusion of protecting me. Not sarcasm.
Initech
(100,104 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)is the modern day "FIRE!" in a crowded theater...
Is this how people get their kicks now?