If Trump goes to shake Hillary's hand tonight the Secret Service should dogpile him.

[rug]

[RKP5637]

1. Hillary should wear latex gloves tonight! n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. Boxing gloves.

Let him get within arms' length, and then deck him. TKO in 0:03 of the introduction.

Down goes Donald! Down goes Donald! (Channeling Howard Cosell, here...)

[RKP5637]

4. Perfect!!! n/t

[Glamrock]

2. That would be sooooo great!

[Vinca]

5. There should be a doctor nearby to administer antibiotics. Who knows where the hand has been.

[imanamerican63]

6. She should tell him "sorry, I don't where your tiny hands have been "!

Say it quietly and this will get him boiling! There it blows!

[C_U_L8R]

7. Give him a good hearty handshake

then break out the Purell.

[Achilleaze]

8. But don't let him do the patronizing Republican DOM thing putting his arm on Hillary's back

...like he did at the start of the first debate. That was a gross attempt at being an Alpha Male Thingy by Casino Donnie, who is in actuality a Sigma Male.*

Hillary should step back smartly if he tries it, and give him a withering look of disgust and reproach.

Don the would-be Dom.

* sigma male: you are a manipulative mastermind a-hole. you are a spider waiting to lay your trap. you possess a cunning, intuitive mind and can sway people to your will. You are a wild card.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Right. No grabbing of any kind.

[Achilleaze]

10. And no sucky Sigma Male patronizing from the Republican chickenhawk-in-chief