Saturday morning smile . . .

[RealAmericanDem]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their

mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman,

saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher gently prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's

an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men,

and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really

good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside

to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"

Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Republican National Committee and

is helping to get Donald Trump to be our next President, but I was too

embarrassed to say that In front of rest of the kids."

[GreydeeThos]

1. At Trump's outdoor rally last week

Somebody in the crowd yelled "Look at that dead bird".

Trump immediately turned his face up to the sky and said " WHERE? "

[lillypaddle]

2. Obviously it was on top of his head. nt

[Funtatlaguy]

3. It's not ok Kay

To touch the jay jay.

[Soxfan58]

4. Laughed my ass off!

Thank you for starting my weekend off with a nice laugh. I wonder if Johnny last name is Conway.

[TexasProgresive]

5. Thanks.

Now why all I can smell is coffee and what is all that brown stuff on my laptop?