If you could have dinner with Trump and three others, who would you invite and why?

[nolabear]

A FB friend asked this question yesterday. Some answers were serious and some hilarious, but gave us a lot of food for thought.

My choice? Leslie Jones, Laverne Cox and Rachel Maddow. I figure between the four of us we'd turn him every which way but loose.



Thoughts?

[niyad]

1. dinner with tiny fingers???? only if I could cook--a little water hemlock, a little poke, some

blowfish.

[nolabear]

5. You know poke! I'm impressed!

Southern delicacy. I assume you wouldn't bother with any precautionary preps?

[niyad]

7. nah, why would I bother????

[mahina]

44. OH! I thought ?cook? Poke??

But it's a Southern thing. Our poke is fresh raw tuna or other yummy fish with assorted goodies. Ogo, chili peppers, sesame seeds and shoyu. I hardly eat seafood any longer, but this is super yum. What is your poke?

[madokie]

73. Poke is a plant that is eaten after parboiling the top leaves at least twice better if you do

three times. We used to pick it and sell the tops to a cannery. southern greens is what It is. It can be pretty tasty cooked with bacon or so I'm told. I never cared for it myself though.

Here is a link that kinda shows and 'splains what it is.
http://pokesaladfestival.com/plant.htm

All us old okies know exactly what it is because it was a staple during the depression.

Also where Poke grows so does pot, same kind of soil as what pot needs to make good ass weed

[Warpy]

13. Don't forget the amanita muscaria

Mushrooms and greens being a lovely foil for the sweetness of the poorly prepared blowfish. Maybe an oleander garnish.

I'm glad someone else has made a study of the gentle art of poison.

[niyad]

16. damn!!! thank you for reminding me! cannot believe I forgot that one!!

this is what happens when one has read mysteries decades.

[manicraven]

2. Lawrence O'Donnell, Joy Reid, my spouse

The first two are obvious, but my spouse is 6 feet 8 inches tall and a large man. He's informed and he takes no crap off of anyone. He's retired Air Force (22 years), and he has a few choice words for DJT that he'd be thrilled to deliver in person. I'd love to see that!

[niyad]

9. welcome to du--could he sit on tiny fingers????

[Greybnk48]

43. I'd give your spouse a front row seat,

and put Mark Cuban in with your other two! Keith Olbermann is my alternate.

[madaboutharry]

3. You know he would not listen to anything others say.

The Dalai Lama
Stephen Hawking
Neil degrasse Tyson

[nolabear]

6. That's quite the autocorrect on Tyson.

[madaboutharry]

8. Man!

That shit just sneaks up on you.

Thanks for pointing it out.

[nolabear]

15. As the saying goes, "autocorrect is my worst enema."

[central scrutinizer]

90. I heard the guy who developed autocorrect just died

I didn't even know he was I'll

[saltpoint]

4. I'd invite

Angela Davis.

That's it. I'll make myself busy in the kitchen and those two can have a little chat.

We'll be having tacos, by the way.

[niyad]

10. and anita hill

[saltpoint]

11. Fair enough. There's room for others and

she's now on the list.

[sheshe2]

85. I will bring Michelle Obama.

She will cut him off at the knees!

[panader0]

12. The Ghost of Christmas Past,

The Ghost of Christmas Present, and the Ghost of Christmas yet to come.
Look what it did for Scrooge!

[annabanana]

47. ^^^ : ) . . .n/t

[vlyons]

14. my choice

The Dalai Lama to teach him the importance of respect, compassion, and self control.

Judith Martin (Miss Manners) to teach him what is socially polite and acceptable.

Jane Fonda to kick his butt and call his bullshit.

[niyad]

17. excellent choices all

[ohnoyoudidnt]

18. El Chapo, John Hinckley, O.J Simpson. nt

[okaawhatever]

87. LOL Excerllent choices nt

[Warpy]

19. I'd want antidotes to moronic, boorish hypermasculinity

Judith Martin (Miss Manners)

Emily Post

Dorothy Parker

I can imagine Trumpy crawling out of there after those three sliced and diced him into little pieces with exquisite politeness.

[Jarqui]

20. Being with a pig like Trump would ruin my appetite

I wouldn't waste the time of others on a despicable person like this.

[milestogo]

22. Gloria Steinem, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren

Trump would be quaking in his tiny boots.

[Bear Creek]

79. Instead

Of Gloria I would have Rosie O donnell

[white_wolf]

23. Can we invite ghosts because if so...

The ghost of Lincoln to kick Trump's ass for making a mockery of his party, the ghost of Karl Marx so Trump and the GOP can learn what Marxism so they'll stop calling Obama a Marxist, and Fred Trump so he can see what a sorry failure his son has become.

[demmiblue]

24. I would throw Ana Navarro into the mix.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

39. +1 nt

[rzemanfl]

51. Absolutely. n/t

[jberryhill]

25. Kublai Khan, Caligula, and Hitler

[OneBlueDotBama]

26. The Three Top Pro Baseball Power Hitters

For reasons I will never disclose.

[spooky3]

27. Mark Cuban, Warren Buffett, Stephen Colbert

I can't invite women because he'd grab or insult them.

, sort of

[tonyt53]

28. Howard Stern, an attractive woman, and a cameraman.

Stern can goad Trump into pretty much anything, and with the attractive lady,not telling what he might say. The cameraman is to make a record of it.

[longship]

30. Joe Pesci!

It's amazing what one can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

(Homage to George Carlin.)

[unblock]

31. ambulance driver, paramedic with a sedative, and someone with a big butterfly net.

[smirkymonkey]

32. Graydon Carter, Elizabeth Warren and Gloria Steinem.

n/t

[Motley13]

33. Your FBI friend, Elizabeth Warren, Hannibal Lecter

[lpbk2713]

34. Magic Johnson, George Clooney and Gloria Allred

With Gloria Steinem as an alternate.

He wouldn't dare open his mouth.

[themonster]

35. hmmmm

Rachel Maddow, Al Franken, Bill Maher. Franken and Maher would be fun to have there just for the jokes.

[underahedgerow]

36. Obama, Cuban and Clinton.

Bill Clinton.

I'd love that.

[TeamPooka]

37. Jon Stewart, Rosie O'Donnell, Barack Obama. I'll even pick up the check.

[MH1]

48. Good list! I hadn't decided on the other two, but definitely Jon Stewart!

Oh, that would be something to behold!

[chowder66]

38. Loretta Lynch, John Koskinen and Jon Stewart to investigate, educate and eviscerate! nt

[Auntie Bush]

40. I wouldn't go if you paid me. I would love to talk to Madddow but

Not under those circumstances.

[mahina]

41. Rachel, Justice Ginsburg and my Mom.

I'd alternate Joy Reid and Keith Olberman for Rachel if she were too busy.

Not inviting the trumpster fire though, pass on that gasbag, thanks very much.
Does that give me one extra invitee? It's Joy Reid.

Or Bill Murray <3<3<3

[trueblue2007]

42. you need to add WHOOPIE GOLDBERG

[tenderfoot]

45. Three of the Central Park Five

eom

[okaawhatever]

88. I'd love that bt

[annabanana]

46. Do I have to sit at the same table?

[First Speaker]

50. Harpo, Groucho and Chico...

...we'd get the affairs of Fredonia straightened out in no time...

[Foggyhill]

52. More powerful, charismatic than him

Lincoln MalcomX Churchill

He would go crazy just getting a word in the conversation
And would get his ass kicked

[frogmarch]

53. Robert De Niro for one. nt

[CentralMass]

55. Kizhr Khan, Bernie Sanders, Robert De Niro

[mfcorey1]

56. Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Robert De Niro. After Obama and Clinton give

him an intellectual beating, De Niro can go ahead and punch him in the face.

[MowCowWhoHow III]

57. I Dream

[nolabear]

58. I am SO enjoying these! The scenarios are fabulous!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

59. Michelle Obama, Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton.

[Portland_Anni]

60. Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Kazinski, as I would want three people saner than

Trump there too.

[underthematrix]

61. I would invite PAPA POPE

[rogerashton]

62. A grizzly bear, a mountain gorilla, and an alligator.

But I wouldn't show up.

[Mendocino]

63. Will Rogers,

Molly Ivins and Walter Cronkite.

[greatauntoftriplets]

64. Michelle, Molly Ivins and Eleanor Roosevelt.

I know that the last two are no longer with us, but this is all fantasy anyway.

[CTyankee]

65. Probably Rachel, Joy and my son who is a prosecutor in the Brooklyn DA's office.

short shrift, indeed.

[matt819]

66. Huh?

I'm sickened when this buffoon is in my state. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be in the same room, much less eating at the same time together. What are you, nuts?

[nolabear]

71. It's a game. Just a game.

[treestar]

67. Bernie Sanders, Ann Richards and Molly Ivins

To kick his ass collectively.

Reminds me of that debate Bernie and the Con were going to have - at this point I'd like to see that.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

69. Th Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, Geo Washington

[Solly Mack]

70. Bella Abzug, Flo Kennedy, and Molly Ivins.

Yes, I am aware those great women are no longer with us.

But just imagine that POS trying to talk down to those three. They'd eat him alive.

[whistler162]

74. Jennifer Granholm, Rosie O'Donnell, RMichelle Obama

[Old and In the Way]

75. Hunter Thompson, Ralbh Steadman, and me.

We all drop 3 tabs of Windowpane, snort 4 lines of coke, and chew on some mushrooms. Then we discuss US and foreign policies while Ralph sketches the scene.

[Binkie The Clown]

76. I'll pass on that dinner.

I'd rather have Trump out on the campaign trail slitting his own throat with every rant and tantrum.

[guillaumeb]

77. Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and Rhonda Rousey.

Conversation and more.

[ZM90]

78. FDR's ghost, Lincoln's ghost, and Bernie Sanders. n/t.

[anamandujano]

80. 3 snipers placed strategically around the restaurant and I will bring a cast iron frying pan.

[Skittles]

81. Warrn Buffet, Michael Bloomberg and Bill Gates

self-made folk

[aidbo]

82. Rosie O'Donnell, Alec Baldwin (in Trump costume) & Danica McKellar

Alec is there to openly mock him to his face.

Rosie to provoke him.

And Danica is there because she is a smart, beautiful woman who would never take any of his shit. And because I've had a crush on her since "the Wonder Years"

[oberliner]

83. Not interested

No matter who the other three might be.

[bhikkhu]

84. If anything were possible...Eleanor Roosevelt, Harriet Tubman and Helen Keller

Just to name three off the top of my head. As Trump would consider none of them better than a 4, he probably wouldn't show, but if he did it would be quite a dinner. I'm not much of a conversationalist, and I probably wouldn't have to say a word.

[okaawhatever]

89. The Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, and the Scarecrow. Maybe they can tell him where to find a heart,

brains, and courage. He clearly lacks all three.

As first alternate I'd have an unimpeachable alibi witness willing to lie for me if I assault the jackass.

[recovering_democrat]

91. the Bush family of Presidential candidates

George H. W. Bush, George W Bush, and John Ellis "Jeb" Bush. I would be especially pleased if they could all bring their wives!

[Thor_MN]

92. I could not in good conscious inflict Donald Trump on three people...

[spiderpig]

93. W, Cheney, and Anne Coulter.

Once all were seated, I'd excuse myself, lock the door from the outside and throw away the key.

[True Dough]

94. I'd want to give Trumpy a glimpse into what might await him...

[nolabear]

95. NICE!