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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion nails it again
http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-campaign-training-poll-watchers-spot-any-sus-54471Trump Campaign Training Poll Watchers To Spot Any Suspicious Skin Colors On Election Day
HARRISBURG, PAInstructing volunteers to remain alert and pay close attention to every individual who arrives at their voting location, the Trump Election Observer section of Donald Trumps campaign website reportedly trains supporters to spot any suspicious skin colors they may see on Election Day, sources confirmed this week. Keep an eye out for any of the skin tones appearing on the list below, none of which are allowable on November 8, read the webpage in part, reminding volunteers that watching out for certain suspect and disreputable complexions was the only way to ensure the Republican nominee had a fair shot at winning the election. Be on the lookout for these two shades in particular, as they have historically proven to cause significant trouble. And remember that whenever you spot a dubious-looking skin pigmentation at your polling place, immediately confront the problem head-on. The site further stated that should a volunteer happen to notice a significantly high number of suspicious skin colors at their precinct, they should call their local Trump field office immediately so the campaign could formally contest the polling locations results.
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The Onion nails it again (Original Post)
Rocknrule
Oct 2016
OP
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. ...
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)2. Kick
Wanna see this when I'm not in the car.
BumRushDaShow
(128,964 posts)5. Apparently the youngin' who did that "trending" video analysis
missed these (looking her up, she is Canadian) -
The show has been doing this for a long time.
Hav
(5,969 posts)3. Is that still considered satire?
That is exactly what the Trump campaign wants people to look out for, especially in these "inner cities".
dalton99
(781 posts)4. Trump doesn't use a whistle - it's a bullhorn
"I'm so tired of this politically correct crap"