Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The Complete First Season

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Ladies and gentlemen, now that the first season of the Top 10 has come to a close, as is tradition we would be releasing this on DVD. But since we can't do that, what we will do instead is provide you with a comprehensive list of every single edition we've done from the first one to the one we posted today. So you can follow the Donald Trump campaign from its' humble beginnings when he called Mexicans rapists and building a wall around the Mexican border, to the clusterfuck it is today! The new Top 10 began with just 6 simple letters: GOP WTF. And it's ballooned from there. Enjoy! And as always don't forget the Key!

Edition #1: GOP WTF Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027404141 (12/5/15)

Carly Fiorina finds herself in hot water when her toxic rhetoric against Planned Parenthood causes a gunman in Colorado to stage a mass shooting. Ben Carson explains "both sides are guilty of toxic rhetoric". Jim Bob Duggar fails at explaining sexual assault allegations against his son Josh, while Jim Bakker blames the people he stole money from.

Edition #2: God Isn't Fixing This Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027420873 (12/5/15)

A mass shooting in San Bernardino finds Congress scrambling for answers. Donald Trump shuts up Fox & Friends. Ann Coulter live Tweets the shooting and blames it on liberals. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg donated $4.5 billion to his own tax free shelter.
Bonus Idiot: Fox Correspondent Peter Johnson

Edition #3: The Biz Vs. The Nuge Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027434394 (12/9/15)

A string of mass shootings finds the NRA scrambling for answers when it comes to justifying their lack of gun control. Erick Erickson shoots the New York Times. Ted Nugent shoots himself in the foot explaining violence. Ben Carson hates transgendered people. Ted Cruz eats bacon off a machine gun.
Bonus Idiot: Michele Fiore

Edition #4: Trumpland Uber Alles Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027444108 (12/12/15)

Donald Trump goes full Nazi. Alex Jones attempts to stir his followers into overthrowing the Obama administration. The University Of Texas campus republicans stage an ill timed protest aimed at gun control. Meanwhile, Martin Shkreli gets trolled by the Wu Tang Clan.

Edition #5: Power Of The Dark Side Edition: http://election.democraticunderground.com/10027452214 (12/16/15)

Antonin Scalia got caught saying something racist on camera. Scotland was contemplating banning Donald Trump. A Florida Congressman gets caught taking money from the poor and giving it to the rich. Carson Newman University wants to discriminate against who they please.

Edition #6: Stormtrooper Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027460685 (12/20/15)

A gun shop in Colorado is selling some extremely poor taste memorabilia. Mike Huckabee thinks the San Bernardino shooting was an act of war. Donald Trump supporters unleash havoc aimed at a Muslim supporter. A Christian ministry answers the question "what would Jesus do" when it comes to homeless mothers.
Top 10 Video Vault: You're A Mean One, Mr. Trump

Edition #7: The Wolf Of Pharma Street Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027470083 (12/23/15)

Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli is exposed for the fraud he is. Magic Johnson is exposed as being completely greedy. Marcus Cinemas allows real guns but turns away fake ones. Plus in time for Christmas, we take a look at some Christmas fails including a school banning a performance of "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

Edition #8: A Schlonged Time Ago Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027475967 (12/27/15)

Donald Trump says something sexist about Hillary Clinton while being named Liar Of The Year. Jeb Bush's poll numbers are released and it's not in his favor. Theodore Shoebat fantasizes about how he can enact the next Holocaust. Bryan Fischer asks "How do I science?".
And Now This: The End Of The War On Christmas 2015

Edition #9: Love Potion Number NEIN Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7496889 (1/4/16)

America's Neo Nazis and White Supremacists aren't hiding their love and support of Donald Trump's campaign. Michigan's governor unleashes a toxic poison in their water supply. A New Hampshire representative thinks it's OK to harass breastfeeding mothers in public. Kevin Swanson has an unhealthy obsession with the sexual orientation of Harry Potter characters.
And Now This: Remembering Lemmy

Edition #10: Tarp Man (Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027518958 (1/11/16)

A group of land owning gun nuts claiming loyalty to the Constitution take over a bird sanctuary in Oregon. Carly Fiornia roots against her alma matter during the Rose Bowl. Antonin Scalia wants to cram something down your throat. Plus we introduce a real life Trump supporter who really hates Taco Bell.

Edition #11: Daddy's Sworn Oath Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027540640 (1/18/16)

Alabama justice Roy Moore goes against the Supreme Court decision on gay marriage. The Oregon militia led by John Ritzheimer is begging people not to send them dildos. Mike Huckabee offers shooting targets for the candidate of your choice. Alex Jones goes off the rails against people who are criticizing him.
And Now This: Remembering David Bowie

Edition #12: Two Corinthians Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027560588 (1/25/16)

While giving a speech at Liberty University, Donald Trump hilariously misquotes the Bible. The Duck Dynasty clan officially endorses Ted Cruz with a bizarre campaign ad. Rick Snyder faces removal from office over Flint's toxic water crisis. Marco Rubio bought a gun on Christmas Eve because... Isis. Donald Trump has 8 year old cheerleaders sing at a rally. Plus we recap all the times Ted Nugent has threatened to murder public officials.
And Now This: Welcome Back Los Angeles Rams!

Edition #13: Fear The Walking Bundys Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027577258 (2/1/16)

Flint's toxic water crisis reaches epic proportions. The Bundys are hauled away to prison. A North Carolina senator wants restaurants to be able to opt out of health code restrictions. Meanwhile, Martin Shkreli escalates his feud with the Wu Tang Clan. Plus a guy brought a gun into a movie theater showing "13 Hours" because he was afraid of a possible mass shooting and - yup - shoots himself!
And Now This: This Picture Of A Potato Is Worth More Than You

Edition #14: Take My Brother Please Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027593655 (2/8/16)

The Top 10 recaps the Iowa Straw Poll which finds Donald Trump finishing second. Jeb! is caught on camera instructing his audience to "please clap". A blogger is in hot water after trying to justify rape and sexual assault. Meanwhile John Kasich made a promise that if elected president, he'll reunite Pink Floyd.
And Now This: Bern Your Enthusiasm

Edition #15: Funk You Very Much Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027614056 (2/15/16)

Ted Nugent goes full Nazi. Donald Trump's son Eric Trump fails at explaining how torture works. Jeb! gets kicked off stage at his own rally. Ted Cruz posts a new ad featuring a porn star. Former Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo gets caught saying something racist. Plus we introduce you to a Florida man who threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive thru.
Bonus Idiot: Martin Shkreli

Edition #16: The Dumb & The Restless Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027630470 (2/22/16)

Alex Jones thinks that Obama and Clinton are going to start murdering SCOTUS justices in the wake of Antonin Scalia's sudden death from a heart attack. Mitch McConnell tells Obama "You will not fill this seat, jackass!". Ted Cruz fears that religious freedom in America is under attack. Glenn Beck thinks that the rapture is going to happen soon. Kanye West is $53 million in the hole.
And Now This: Rush Limbaugh Name Drops Us

Edition #17: Playing The Drumpf Card Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027648456 (2/29/16)

Donald Trump gets owned by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight. The fiscal numbers show just how much money Jeb! lost on his failed campaign. Plus we ask: "The Confederate Flag: How Is This Still A Thing?". Meanwhilel, a blogger is convinced that Antonin Scalia can cast his votes from beyond the grave.
Bonus Idiot: Sid Miller

Edition #18: The KKK Took My OC Away Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027665393 (3/7/16)

The KKK's planned rally in Anaheim California goes hilariously awry. A white supremacist gets caught live blogging a Donald Trump rally. Donald Trump and Marco Rubio get in the middle of a literal penis measuring contest. Meanwhile, just in time for March Madness, the Louisville Cardinals are at the center of one of the dumbest sports scandals of all time.

Edition #19: Endorsed By Donald Drumpf Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027680332 (3/13/16)

We take a look at Donald Trump's ridiculously long list of failed product endorsements. Ted Cruz appointed Jeb!'s brother Neil as his economic advisor and it was a terrible move. A church in Stockton, California cancels its' Easter ceremony. Bill Donahue gets worked up over a new sitcom from Dan Savage that features a gay character.

Edition #20: Everybody Was Trump Fu Fighting Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027700144 (3/21/16)

Donald Trump gets drowned out of his own rally in Chicago when it backfires spectacularly on him. Alex Jones attempts man on the street interviews at South By Southwest, and none of the festival goers seem to care. Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr. fails at attempting to explain the Bible. Plus we introduce the Top 10 Mystery Machine and tell you about a plot to steal a billion dollars.

Edition #21: Trump V Cruz: Yawn Of Justice Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027718729 (3/27/16)

Donald Trump attempts to pick a fight with Ted Cruz and neither side wins. Mitch McConnell has his middle finger aimed squarely at President Obama. Erik Prince gets busted by the DOJ for tax evasion. Caitlyn Jenner turns on the transgender community. Plus we show you how the movie Idiocracy isn't just a comedy anymore - it's a documentary! Plus we pay tribute to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and comedian Gary Shandling.

Edition #22: Wheel Of Corruption Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027735754 (4/4/16)

First appearance of the Wheel Of Corruption. Donald Trump supporters petition Cleveland to allow guns into the RNC. North Carolina governor Pat McCrory passes the harshest anti-LGBT law in the country. Family values governor Robert Bentley resigns over a sex scandal. Plus hackers hilariously manipulate Microsoft's teenage girl chat support robot.
And Now This: You Had One Job

Edition #23: Wheel Of Corruption 2: Money Never Sleeps Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027750240 (4/11/16)

Second appearance of the Wheel Of Corruption. The wealthy elite get caught hiding trillions of dollars in off shore tax havens. Bruce Springsteen leads a protest against North Carolina over HB-2. Donald Trump gets confused over which countries should be allowed to have nukes. Rick Perry gets booed at Starbucks. Plus we "review" the movie "God's Not Dead 2".

Edition #24: How's That Joe Paterno Thing Going? Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027763175 (4/17/16)

While campaigning at a university in Pennsylvania, Donald Trump forgets what happened the last couple of years and what university he's at. Colorado state representative Gordon Klingenschmitt performs an exorcism. Bill O'Reilly gets caught saying something racist and denies it. Alex Jones feuds with Glenn Beck. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin calls herself a "scientist" while trying to explain climate change.
Bonus Idiot: Tom Taylor, introduction of the Top 10 Twitter Feed

Edition #25: Wheel Of Corruption 3: Dark Of The Moon Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027794932 (5/1/16)

Thanks to HB-2, conservatives think it gives them the right to police bathrooms. John Kasich thinks he'll walk away the winner of a brokered convention. Alex Jones unleashes a cartoonish level of hate aimed at Beyonce over her new single "Lemonade". Fox News "psychiatrist" Keith Ablow makes the case for the AFA to yank his medical license. Plus white supremacists are trying to rig science fiction's most prestigious awards. And a Wheel Of Corruption Lightning Round.

Edition #26: Why Would God Let Trump Happen? Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027816245 (5/8/16)

The Bathroom Police turn from a joke into complete terrorists targeting America's transgender population. We recap Obama's final White House Correspondents Dinner. Ted Cruz finally bows out of the race. The GOP starts abandoning ship when Donald Trump's rhetoric gets too toxic. Donald Trump's Cinco De Mayo celebration backfires on him spectacularly.
And Now This: A-Rod Gets Wood

Edition #27: The Butler Did It (A Bird In The Hand) Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1016156541 (5/15/16)

George Zimmerman gets hilariously trolled when he attempted to auction off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin. CNN shows us things that are more popular than Donald Trump. Sarah Palin wants to be Donald Trump's vice presidential nominee. Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson attempts to explain transgender bathroom issues and fails hard. Meanwhile Budweiser starts calling itself "America". Because, America.

Edition #28: Wheel Of Corruption 4: Age Of Extinction Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027848522 (5/23/16)

Citizens United and Duck Dynasty debut a new film that dangerously links terrorist groups to removing God from the picture. The bathroom police start taking weapons into bathrooms. A Virginia Congressional candidate gets caught accessing porn on a government owned computer. Plus we recap a crazy fight between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Texas Rangers.

Edition #29: Springtime For Trumpenfuror Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027864798 (5/29/16)

The San Diego Padres fans boo the National Anthem when the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus sings it. Donald Trump's campaign heads to Southern California and quickly heads out after it's met with protest. Louie Gohmert thinks Matt Damon's hit movie "The Martian" is a real thing. Plus we talk about a Twitter war over a potential plot twist in the much anticipated sequel to Disney's smash hit "Frozen".

Edition #30: Army Of Beyonces Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027890691 (6/8/16)

Bill Kristol trolled the presidential debates when he suggested an alternate candidate for Trump. A Stanford University student gets caught raping a woman behind a dumpster and gets off. I mean he got a reduced sentence. North Korea supports Donald Trump. Alex Jones doubles down on his theory that Beyonce is part of a CIA mind control plot. Axl Rose attempts to sue Google to get memes about how fat he was removed. Plus we ask the question "Is Captain America secretly a Hydra agent?".
And Now This: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Schools Bill Maher On Science

Edition #31: Making America Vulnerable Again Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027918502 (6/15/16)

We recap the media's insane coverage of the Pulse Nightclub shooting in Orlando. Brock Turner's rape case at Stanford gets weirder and creepier. The Bathroom Police rail against a store in Illinois that sells adult diapers. Charles Grassley joins the list of "People Who Somehow Got Elected". Bruce Campbell of "Ash Vs Evil Dead" fame exposes an attempt to troll liberals by Trump supporters.

Edition #32: Wheel Of Corruption V: Cheeto Jesus Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027941518 (6/22/16)

Donald Trump attempts to religion-bait Hillary Clinton and fails big time. The Bathroom Police escalate their war on bathrooms. In England, a British PM is the victim of a shooting and stabbing murder. Sarah Palin is under the impression that somebody asked her about the Orlando shooting. Plus Anthony Keidis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and talk show host James Cordon save a baby's life during the filming of his "Car Pool Karaoke" segment.

Edition #33: Nazi Golf Balls Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027967189 (6/29/16)

Donald Trump goes to Scotland to attend the opening of a new golf course. While there, he gets pelted with golf balls that have a swastika on them. Plus we recap Britian's insane decision to exit from the European Union. Darrell Issa joins the growing list of "People Who Somehow Got Elected". Texas wants parents to opt out of public education if they believe in the rapture. Plus we tell you about the American equivalent of the Brexit vote involving Texas.
And Now This: Donald Trump Gives A Speech In Front Of A Trash Heap

Edition #34: Trump Man & The Mosquito Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027997971 (7/10/16)

Donald Trump invokes white supremacism while talking about Hillary Clinton's e-mail "scandal". Trump also gets attacked by a mosquito during a speech. The US military overturns the ban on transgender people serving. Roger Ailes is in hot water after Gretchen Carlson's sexual harassment allegations. Scotland holds a Nazi fashion show. Plus we recap Taylor Swift's insane 4th of July party.


Edition #35: Wheel Of Corruption VI: Out Of The Shadows Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028008150 (7/13/16)

We discuss how former president George Bush handled himself at the memorial for the fallen Dallas police officers. Chik-Fil-A's latest promotion backfires on them. Donald Trump champions himself as the "law and order" candidate. Roger Ailes gets fired as sexual harassment allegations escalate. Plus Pokemon Go is causing people to do strange things, and with Star Trek Beyond in theaters, we recap the controversial decision to out USS Enterprise pilot Hikaru Sulu.

Edition #36: Make America Twerk Again Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=8030844 (7/20/16)

We discuss a real life coup that took place in Turkey. With the RNC underway, the lineup of speakers they introduced was laughable at best. Plus with the announcement of Mike Pence as Donald Trump's VP, the original logo designed for the campaign was a colossal disaster. Soverign citizens are frothing at the mouth over the idea of a race war. Plus we have more Pokemon Go insanity.

Edition #37: Bromancing The Trump Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028052876 (7/27/16)

At the RNC, Melania Trump gets caught plagiarizing and Rick Rolling. Alex Jones leads a one man protest. Deborah Wasserman Shultz resigns amid scandal. Caitlyn Jenner continues to throw her own people under the bus. We discuss the impending disaster that is the Rio Olympics. And we also offer suggestions for Donald Trump campaign songs after his most recent one gets rejected.
Bonus Idiot: The Holy Land Experience
Bonus Idiot #2: Milo Yiannopoulos

Edition #38: Wheel Of Corruption VII: The Wrath Of Khan Edition http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10028087991 (8/10/16)

Since Donald Trump decided to pick a fight with the father of a US soldier who lost his life in the Iraq War, we dedicate all ten slots to Donald Trump. Among other things, his sons go on an expensive hunting excursion, while announcing a team of all white male economic experts and we talk about his support of the US Olympic Team.
Bonus Idiot: Mitch McConnell

Edition #39: #HoorayFreedom Editon http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028116712 (8/22/16)

Donald Trump's campaign manager jumps ship. Meanwhile it's being determined whether or not Donald Trump forged letters from his doctor. We recap the clusterfuck at the Olympics involving Ryan Lotche and public urination. Donald Trump escalates his feud with Khazir Khan. Plus we ask - "Body Shaming: How is this still a thing?"
And Now This: Kanye West Writes A Poem About McDonalds

Edition #40: Zika Virus Apocalypse Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028135130 (8/31/16)

Another pharmaceutical CEO gets caught using the company as their personal piggy bank. Ann Coulter questions her loyalty to Donald Trump. Donald Trump picks fights with Dwayne Wade and Don Cheadle. Colin Kaepernick ignites a controversy over Black Lives Matter. The media goes into full apocalyptic mode over the Zika Virus. Plus we recap Lindsay Lohan's trip to Russia and her diva-esque behavior.
And Now This: Primus Covers “Pure Imagination” (in memory of Gene Wilder)

Edition #41: Make Mexico Great Again Also Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028158112 (9/11/16)

Donald Trump makes a shady donation and travels to Mexico, where his plans to "Make Mexico Great Again Also" backfire on him hilariously. Pat McCrory channels Bart Simpson while the bathroom police escalate their harassment of trans people. Paul LePage is under fire for a voice mail SNAFU where he got caught saying something racist. Plus we talk about the origins of a creepy clown scare in a South Carolina apartment complex.
And Now This Also: Ben Carson Forgets His Luggage

Edition #42: Meet The Deplorables Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028171742 (9/18/16)

It's the 47% comment all over again as Donald Trump supporters embrace Hillary Clinton's moniker of "deplorable". Donald Trump goes on the Dr. Oz show to ease fears about his health. Alex Jones is convinced that Hillary Clinton was possessed by a body double. We recap the Twitter trolling over the deaths of Alexis Arquette and Lady Chablis. Wells Fargo got caught screwing over their customers. Plus we talk about some really dumb people.
And Now This: Dwight Yoakam Covers "Purple Rain"

Edition #43: Wheel Of Corruption IX: With A Vengeance Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028195256 (9/28/16)

Recapping the first debate, Donald Trump ignited his old feud with Rosie O'Donnell. Donald Trump's sons got caught saying something racist on Twitter. Chris Christie gets his ass handed to him in the Bridgegate scandal. Caitlyn Jenner attempts to talk Kim Kardashian into voting for Donald Trump, but it backfires on her. We talk about things to watch on TV. Plus we talk about the failure that is the Samsung Galaxy Note 7.
First Live Musical Guest: Bastille

Edition #44: Tweets From The Toilet Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028207905 (10/5/16)

Donald Trump embarrasses himself with an insane 3AM Twitter rampage taking aim at a former Miss Universe. Which is poorly timed as sexual harassment allegations against him begin to surface. Alex Jones escalates his feud with Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. We discuss alternative candidate Gary Johnson. Plus we talk about insane things happening in Florida and showcase the exciting world of tomorrow!
Live Musical Guest: The Claypool Lennon Delirium

Edition #45: Donald T & The Women Edition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028225584 (10/12/16)

Donald Trump shoots himself in the foot over sexual harassment and sexual assault allegations involving former Miss Universe contestants. Meanwhile GOP anti-women brigade attempts to justify said sexual harassment allegations. Chechnyan president Ramzan Kadyrov goes full dictator. We discuss alternative candidate Jill Stein and ask: "Constitutional Literalism: How Is This Still A Thing?". The GOP abandons ship on Donald Trump. Plus the creepy clown situation escalates and it's becoming a problem sweeping the country, and actual professional clowns are fighting back against negative images.
Live Musical Guest: Alter Bridge

Edition #46: Wheel Of Corruption X: Never Go Back Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028240071 (10/19/16)

Donald Trump is hopping mad over Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him on Saturday Night Live and is convinced that the media is rigging the election against him, despite that poll numbers say otherwise. Martin Shkreli gets trolled by an upscale New York City bar. Rush Limbaugh fails at explaining how sexual assault works. Plus we talk about the rising and falling star of the second debate, undecided voter Ken Bone, and give you ideas for new Halloween costumes.
Live Musical Guest: Halsey

Edition #47: Bad Hombres & Nasty Women Edition http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028253054 (10/26/16)

Season finale: With two weeks to go before the election, Donald Trump spends more time opening another Trump Tower, while getting humiliated at the Al Smith dinner. Meanwhile the taco trucks of Las Vegas stage a creative protest outside Trump Tower. Curt Schilling joins conspiracy theorist website Breitbart. We introduce you to alternative candidate Joe Exotic. Pat McCrory channels Bart Simpson. Plus the Dark Knight joins the fight against creepy clowns and they become a global problem.
Live Musical Guest: Rob Zombie

That's it! Season 2 will premiere after the election! It will be bigger and badder!

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