Please, please, please check your children's Halloween candy!!! In my niece's bag, I found four

[Glassunion]

tickets to the Cleveland Browns.

[NightWatcher]

1. I found 4 Snickers in my kid's bag. She doesn't have a peanut allergy, BUT

I'm not taking any chances.

[bluesbassman]

3. I passed out 49er tickets.

Hey, they did say Trick or Treat!

[ripcord]

7. The reaction....

[IMG][/IMG]

[CentralMass]

4. The horror.

[Initech]

8. Are the Browns playing the Cardinals this week?

[underpants]

9. Cowboys 1 pm in Cleveland. But due to daylight savings the Browns may show up at 2:00

[Initech]

11. Ha ha ha... I was saying because the Cardinals are terrible also!

[underpants]

12. Well there's bad ...and there's Browns bad

Cleveland long starved for a championship may get their second one IN THE SAME YEAR tonight. AND it's not the Browns.

I'm scared.

[n2doc]

13. Did you see this?

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/baltimore-ravens/browns-fans-screw-banner-declare-gpodawund-most-browns-move-ever

[underpants]

14. OMG

That should just take that out to the river and set it on fire

[Iggo]

15. In my nephew's bag I found a twenty dollar bill.

Inconsiderate assholes. You know how dirty those things are?

I confiscated it immediately, of course.

[Divine Discontent]

22. What?? Wow🎃😵

[Yavin4]

17. Should be reported for child abuse.

How dare someone do that.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

20. Did anyone find the edible marijuana treats that were supposed to be given out?

The Florida Sheriffs Association put out a warning for parents for this Halloween, asking them to watch out for marijuana-laced candy. The sheriffs say it could get mixed-in with traditional candy this Halloween.

On their Facebook page, the association said packages that look appealing to children could be distributed with names similar to legitimate products, like “Pot-Tarts” instead of Pop-Tarts, or “Nugella” instead of Nutella.

Monday’s news conference was hosted by the anti-medical-marijuana group Don't Let Florida Go to Pot. Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings, the president of the Florida Sheriffs Association, presided over the news conference.


http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/florida-sheriffs-edible-marijuana-could-be-halloween-threat/461490508

I haven't heard of any yet. What a rip!



More on sheriff Demmings


Chief Demings censured after gun stolen from her police vehicle
April 10, 2009|By Walter Pacheco, Sentinel Staff Writer

An internal-affairs investigator gave Orlando Police Chief Val Demings a "written censure" as punishment for not properly securing her gun in her car.

Someone broke into Demings' Chevy Tahoe the night of Feb. 27 and stole a duffel bag she had placed on the floor of the vehicle. The bag contained her agency-issued 9 mm Sig Sauer gun, ammunition, handcuffs and baton.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2009-04-10/news/demings10_1_demings-weapons-lock

[anneboleyn]

21. Jack Chick tracts.