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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLMAO! The Trump Hat Ornament page is getting trolled on Amazon!
Yes this exists:
But the page on Amazon is getting trolled hard and it's hilarious:
https://www.amazon.com/Trump-America-Great-Collectible-Ornament/product-reviews/B01N67D8HO/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=recent#R3BZFNYST2VM5X
Question:
Is it really made in China
Answer:
Of course, like most things bearing the Trump name, in order to spend less money and increase profit, this was mass produced in China
Question:
what size is this? Dimensions
Answer:
Tinier than whiny little baby hands!
Question:
Will this ornament keep all of it's pre-holiday promises?
Answer:
It's already backing off jailing my Elf on a Shelf.
Question:
Where is this manufactured?
Answer:
Dum Gai, China.
And a couple of reviews:
"This ornament was gifted to me and I have no idea by whom? All I know is the person left tiny little hand prints on my glass door. This thing has no place in my home or life yet when I try to return it, there is strangely no option listed for return to sender. Lots of possibilities listed in the FAQ's but no straight path to undo this "gift". It's like I'm stuck with this thing and the hundreds of annoying packing peanuts protecting it (funny how packing peanuts are all white). I have no choice but to regift this thing. Perhaps at the holiday gay bingo fundraiser with proceeds going to the Elizabeth Warren 2020 presidential campaign."
"If I could get a refund I would. It took my nativity scene and built a damn wall around it. The cost of the security detail for this is insane and all I wanted to do is for it to let baby Jesus out. But it won't. In the meantime it has chased all but the white ornaments away from my tree. This ornament has caused a significant amount of distress among our Christmas decor."
pangaia
(24,324 posts)wcmagumba
(2,893 posts)29+ pages of reviews/comments, just read through the first few pages....hilarious...wow...read quick because Amazon will probably pull them down....
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Now THERE'S consensus!!!
Maraya1969
(22,509 posts)4.0 out of 5 stars Great bargain! Downside
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Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.
$250 is a great investment for what's likely to become the future hot ...
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Given the amount of money people pay for Nazi memorabilia nowadays, $250 is a great investment for what's likely to become the future hot ticket item for World War III collectors.
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Many people are saying this is a fantastic ornament, so I bought it without doing any further research.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)sheshe2
(84,057 posts)This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so funny and so sad 'cause it is true.
Thanks, Intech
Initech
(100,139 posts)I left my own review:
Title: "Big League! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge!"
Review: "Really likes the Russian doll ornament and keeps flirting with my Playboy ornament. Keeps wanting to build a wall around my presents."
wcmagumba
(2,893 posts)with better technical skills than I makes screen shots or saves these comments as files before they disappear.
emulatorloo
(44,268 posts)Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.
Initech
(100,139 posts)emulatorloo
(44,268 posts)Thanks so much for posting this, I needed the laugh! Love how funny and creative these reviewers are!
Hekate
(91,005 posts)sheshe2
(84,057 posts)I say let the assholes buy them. Otherwise the con will be taking it out of the treasury.
It is his new piggy bank.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)The site has removed the price and the ability to order it by now so I couldn't see the price.
Maraya1969
(22,509 posts)dflprincess
(28,094 posts)So apparently, anyone buying them from an Amazon seller for $250 is just demonstrating how dumb a Trump voter is.
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/red-cap-collectible-ornament?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=JFC_Merchandise_red-cap-collectible-ornament&utm_content=112316-trump-ornament-jfc-t-t-hf-e&utm_source=e_t-t
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Red Cap Collectible Ornament 149.00
Get in the Christmas spirit with your very own Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament. Made of brass and finished in 24 karat gold, this ornament is sure to make any tree stand out.
BTW I enjoyed the Amazon review that said "The angel on the top of my tree has hired a lawyer."
Solly Mack
(90,800 posts)JI7
(89,287 posts)rpannier
(24,350 posts)Perfect for your white elephant gift exchange. In perpetuity. Guaranteed not to be stolen. This is yuuuge
edit:
This looks great on my gold plated CHRISTMAS (take that, Atheists!) reusable tree. I hung it right next to my lion ornament, which still is the best other ornament, even if its missing its tail, which my son carries it around to feel better about himself. It reminds me of a hat Jesus would wear, because he was a hard working blue collar carpenter who made something of himself, unlike that blue hat wearing freeloader group that followed him around everywhere
rpannier
(24,350 posts)No f**king way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any fool that buys that deserves his tree to catch on fire and/or his guests to leave for fear of catching the stupid
pangaia
(24,324 posts)The reviews just keep coming...
SunSeeker
(51,796 posts)ailsagirl
(22,907 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,430 posts)Pretty hilarious.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,430 posts)Wun Dum Fuk
neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)*Flatlines* Bwaahahahahaa
malaise
(269,278 posts)Freaking hilarious
spanone
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alicenuffer
(20 posts)This made my day along with the guy who ran the WKRP thanksgiving clip...still hysterical today!
Hopefully the electoral college will do their jobs on Dec 19 and rid us of the cancerous bigot before inauguration. ..Please do your damned jobs as stated in the rules...
Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)flamingdem
(39,336 posts)1.0 out of 5 starsWish it was in stock
Byabbymcaon November 24, 2016
Can't believe I won't be able to get this in time for my White Christmas. It's the cast of Hamilton's fault. Apologize!
Initech
(100,139 posts)"The ornament grabbed grabbed my Wife by the p***y as she was attempting to hang it on our Christmas tree."
noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,169 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Seriously though -- $274? WTF?
47of74
(18,470 posts)Then it tried to leak where baby Jesus was hiding when Herod's figures came around looking for him.
dawn5651
(604 posts)at 249-274 bucks this thing got 1 star...never saw a gold plated red hat look as cheap as the rest of the orange ones crap.
Love it!
WinstonSmith4740
(3,059 posts)But seriously, those morons are paying $250.00 for that piece of made in China shit? And they call us stupid?
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)You can leave reviews on Amazon all day long without buying anything.
ailsagirl
(22,907 posts)ailsagirl
(22,907 posts)UGH-- they're like cockroaches
I just went through and clicked "yes, this review was helpful" on all the one-star reviews. Pretty hilarious stuff making the rounds!!!!!!
We've always been much more clever than any of them!!