a comedian and Eric Trump walk onto a plane...

[mainer]

Comedian Mo Amer was glad of his upgrade when it pinged on the board. His tiredness – he had only just arrived back from Australia, and was heading from the US to Scotland – slipped away as he thought of the first-class sleep he would get.

The years of calm are over. In Donald Trump we’ll have a child at the White House

But when he got to the front of the jet bridge, there was a strange atmosphere.

“You know when there’s a celebrity on the flight there’s a different energy on the plane,” Amer said. “I walked to my seat and I could see the lady behind me looked perturbed by something.”

He followed her eyes to the seat next to his, where he saw the famous man, unmistakable, wearing a blue sweater emblazoned with his family crest. “I’m like: are you kidding? Eric Trump?”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/03/eric-trump-muslim-comedian-mo-amer-flight-interview

[nini]

1. I'm surprised he's not in daddy's jet.

BARF.. I would've gone back to coach with the real folks.

[3catwoman3]

2. I would rather have spent the flight...

...in one of the lavatories.

Or maybe gotten airsick in his lap.

[Retrograde]

3. "Emblazoned with his family crest"

How tacky.

[UTUSN]

4. So when do we believe the DRUMFs, when they say they're doing something or when

they say they're not going to do it?!1

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5. Does Eric Trump try to look the way he does?

He's scary pale with really bad hair.