Things I Will Not Do On Inauguration Day

[Vogon_Glory]

(1) Stand and put my hand over my heart while the band plays the Russian national anthem after Donald Frederickovitch is sworn in as President of the United States of America.

[SamKnause]

1. Things I will not do on Inauguration Day;

Watch the inauguration.

[Sherman A1]

2. Same here, but I wasn't going to do that

had Hillary won the election. It's pretty much a watch Dvd's or Netflix day.

Perhaps some episodes of the West Wing.

[Maru Kitteh]

3. Why on Earth would you not watch if the popularly-elected Democrat was sworn in?

[MFM008]

4. Maggot Vladamirovitch

Taking father's name...vitch it.

[Vogon_Glory]

5. Wear red, white, and American blue

I am thinking of wearing mourning instead.

[lpbk2713]

6. I will break wind in the direction of Wash, DC.

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