Look at this post inauguration bash that the trumpets will have

[mfcorey1]

http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/16/donald-trump-inauguration-party/

Donald Trump's family will be the main attraction at a fundraiser the day after the inauguration, celebrating hunters, shooters and fishermen who probably pushed Trump over the line in November.
TMZ obtained a draft of the invite for "Opening Day," a massive party that will be thrown at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in D.C.
The attire is "Camouflage & Cufflinks ... Jeans, boots and hats are welcome."
Now, here's what you get ... for a price.
-- BALD EAGLE PACKAGE ... a private reception for 16 guests to rub elbows with Donald J. Trump. The package includes a "multi-day hunting and/or fishing excursion for 4 guests with Donald Trump Jr. and/or Eric Trump." You also get 85 VIP guest tickets to the event. Price: $1 MILLION.
-- GRIZZLY BEAR PACKAGE ... private reception for 8 people to meet and greet Donald J. Trump. The hunting/fishing trip is also part of the package. It's a scaled-down version of the Bald Eagle Package. Price: $500,000.

[radical noodle]

1. And the money goes in Trump's pocket?

Camouflage & Cufflinks. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Why not just take them all to the zoo and let them shoot endangered species for fun?

[Solly Mack]

2. Around here, where I live, people get married in camouflage pattern wedding dresses.

Young women also wear prom dresses made with camouflage pattern fabric.

I've seen little girls in dresses, complete with super stiff crinolines, made with camouflage pattern fabric. The bows on their patent leather shoes made from the same pattern. The headbands, ribbons, or bows in their hair, the same.

Cummerbunds, the same. Bow ties, the same.

So I can well imagine the festivities.

Sadly.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. My big fat redneck wedding, was a show on TLC. HILARIOUS.

[longship]

3. When is the rhino hunt? The elephant hunt? Both hosted by the junior Drumpf.

[hatrack]

4. They'll be right after the group panda-clubbing

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[Takket]

5. This is the day AFTER the inauguration???

Shouldn't he be at work!??????

[Arkansas Granny]

7. Yeah, what about all those things he's promised to do on day one?

[Arkansas Granny]

6. It sounds like visions of Duck Die Nasty? Will beards be compulsory?

[no_hypocrisy]

8. That's the same day as the Million Woman March.

[DeminPennswoods]

9. Grifters are here!

Boy, this is like a bad reality tv show.

[Vinca]

11. That sounds like guns in town for the women's march.