Ivanka Trumps Boots Are Getting Some Interesting Reviews On Amazon
Of the myriad ways to express disappointment with the outcome of the 2016 election, detractors are finding a clever outlet to attack Donald Trump and the Trump brand: Amazon.
Tricky Internet jokesters are inundating the review page for a pair of Ivanka Trumps bootswith 1-star posts, conspicuously threading their punny political opinions throughout.
Every time I tried to express my opinions, I was horrified to find myself bellowing, HEIL TRUMP! one use wrote. Very embarrassing.
BUYER BEWARE! another warned. These boots are some sort of port key or wrinkle in the space time continuum. I put them on and I was transported back to Berlin in 1933.
Some of the comments worked in references to Trumps comments that he would date his daughter were she not, you know, his daughter, with one review titled, These boots will make your dad want to ^&%& you.
Did you ever feel like crap because your dad hasnt told the world hed be dating you if you werent his daughter? the review asks. Just slip into these hot, stylish boots with sexy high heels to get Daddys attention and praise for your hot bod if hes not too busy grabbing other women (those *&^*%s!) (or America) by the p!
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